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Do I really have hold her hand?
Pretend she's my mommy and wipe the fan.
Do I really have to hold her hand?
Pretend she's my mommy, you're wife and man.
Wait, wait for me
Take me up in your arms ever live
And hold me, God catch me.
Wayne, wait for me
Take me up in your hot air balloon
And feed me cotton candy.
Wayne, wait for me.
Take me up in your arms and feed me God's candy.
Wayne wait for me.
Take me up in your hot air balloon and feed me cotton candy
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