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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Wasted And Ready that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Ben Kweller's, "Wasted And Ready"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I am wasted and not ready.
Original Lyrics:
And I am wasted but I'm ready.
Ben Kweller's, "Wasted And Ready"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is a slut, but acts like it's sexy.
Original Lyrics:
She is a slut, but her ex thinks it's sexy.

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