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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Waitress that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Tori Amos', "The Waitress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey chick, hey chick movie.
Original Lyrics:
Hang ten, hang ten, honey.
Tori Amos', "The Waitress"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in free speech
Original Lyrics:
I believe in peace, bitch
Tori Amos', "The Waitress"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll disembowel her in a club somewhere.
Original Lyrics:
And is her power all in her club sandwich.
Tori Amos', "The Waitress"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I want to kill this wedding dress.
Original Lyrics:
So I want to kill this waitress.
Tori Amos', "The Waitress"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I want to kill this white dress.
Original Lyrics:
So I want to kill this waitress.
Tori Amos', "The Waitress"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I want to kill this white trash
Original Lyrics:
So I want to kill this waitress

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