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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Vertigo that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call 911 and no one gets hurt.
Original Lyrics:
Just give me what I want and no one gets hurt.
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheque made out, for child support!
Original Lyrics:
Check mated, oh yeah, hours of fun!
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Child support!
Original Lyrics:
Just for...
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything's gone Vertigo
Original Lyrics:
I'm at a place called Vertigo
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hell no, Hell no!
Original Lyrics:
Hello, hello!
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, hello (hola, hola)
I'm at a place called Buffalo.
Original Lyrics:
Hello, hello (hola, hola)
I'm at a place called Vertigo.
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, hello
I'm drinking milk with no Oreo's
(Ca-va)
I didn't know that I would have to go
But now I must pee, ewwww.
Original Lyrics:
Hello, hello
I'm in a place called Vertigo
It's everything I wish I didn't know
But you give me something I can feel.
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, hello
I'm riding a convertible.
Original Lyrics:
Hello, hello
I'm in a place called Vertigo.
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, hello
In a place called Romeo.
Original Lyrics:
Hello, hello
We're at a place called Vertigo.
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, hello
We're at a place called Birmingham.
Original Lyrics:
Hello, hello
We're at a place called Vertigo.
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Horse, horse, horse, horse
Original Lyrics:
Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatorze
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a wombat.
Original Lyrics:
Your mind can wander.
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can smell the feet asking for the cheque.
Original Lyrics:
I can't stand the beats, I'm asking for the cheque.
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm at a place called Vertigo (Odessa).
Original Lyrics:
I'm at a place called Vertigo (¿dónde está?).
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in a place called Birmingham.
Original Lyrics:
I'm at a place called Vertigo.
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let place go vertigo.
Original Lyrics:
I'm at a place called Vertigo.
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mad police gone vertigo.
Original Lyrics:
I'm at a place called Vertigo.
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Madam, please call Vertigo.
Original Lyrics:
I'm at a place called Vertigo.
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
May I please go vertigo? (Vertigo)
Original Lyrics:
I'm in a place called Vertigo (donde esta?)
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Met a place called Vertigo (Professor!)
Original Lyrics:
I'm at a place called Verigo (Donde esta)
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Met the police go vertical
Original Lyrics:
I'm at a place called Vertigo
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now please, convert to gold.
Original Lyrics:
I'm at a place called Vertigo.
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shot dead
Shots fall
Joe Namath
Original Lyrics:
Shot dead
Shots fall
Show me, yeah
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
The night is full of hoes.
Original Lyrics:
The night is full of holes.

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