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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> V -> Velcro Fly
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Velcro Fly that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
ZZ Top's, "Velcro Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl you look at the books
On your pants makes you wanna dance
On your pants makes you wanna dance
Original Lyrics:
Hey, look at the hooks
On your pants makes you wanna dance
On your pants makes you wanna dance
ZZ Top's, "Velcro Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
To hold the seams off your five blue jeans.
or
To hold the seams off your tie, blue jeans.
or
To hold the seams off your tie, blue jeans.
Original Lyrics:
To hold the seams of your fine blue jeans.
ZZ Top's, "Velcro Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
To hold and squeeze off your fly blue jeans
or
To hold the seams off your tied blue jeans
or
To hold the seams off your tied blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
To hold the seams of your fine blue jeans
ZZ Top's, "Velcro Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
To hold the seams on your vine blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
To hold the seams of your fine blue jeans.
ZZ Top's, "Velcro Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
To hold the seams on your vinyl jeans.
Original Lyrics:
To hold the seams of your fine blue jeans.
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