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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Vampire that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Trax's, "Vampire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ladies and gentlemen
Thank you for hearing vampire
Let's all do anything...eating rats!
Original Lyrics:
Ladies and gentlemen
Thank you for visiting Vampire
But don't do anything you'll regret.
The Trax's, "Vampire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ladies and gentlemen
Thank you for hearing vampire
Let's all do anything...shooting rats!
Original Lyrics:
Ladies and gentlemen
Thank you for visiting Vampire
But don't do anything you'll regret.

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