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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Uptown Funk! that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I baobab that money?
Original Lyrics:
Am I bad 'bout that money?
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my band 'bout that money.
Original Lyrics:
Am I bad 'bout that money?
Editor's note: This seems to be a disputed line. Either one of these phrases seems to be correct, so until I see the liner notes of the album, or one of the performers can enunciate this line, I will leave it like this.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Called a police and a fireman
Original Lyrics:
Call the police and the fireman
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught the police in the fire, man
Original Lyrics:
Call the police and a fireman
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coolio! Get the stretch!
Original Lyrics:
Julio! Get the stretch!
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance zambony that sexy just show me
Original Lyrics:
Come on dance jump on it if you sexy then show me
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't believe me, just wash
Original Lyrics:
Don't believe me just watch
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink say my name--you know who I am.
Original Lyrics:
Bicth say my name--you know who I am.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dwalin, Balin,
Livin' it up in the city
Livin' it up in the city
Original Lyrics:
Stylin', while in
Livin' it up in the city
Livin' it up in the city
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill my cup put some nigga in it.
Original Lyrics:
Fill my cup put some liquor in it.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl I said you're hallelujah
Original Lyrics:
Girls hit your hallelujah
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl city, hallelujah
'Cause uptown funk don't give it to ya
'Cause uptown funk don't give it to ya
Original Lyrics:
Girls hit your hallelujah
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to ya
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to ya
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl sings you hallelujah
or
Girls sing you hallelujah
or
Girls sing you hallelujah
Original Lyrics:
Girls hit your hallelujah
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, say it, hallelujah
Original Lyrics:
Girls, hit your hallelujah
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, who sent you? Halleluiah!
Original Lyrics:
Girls, hit your hallelujah
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls itchin' hallelujah
Original Lyrics:
Girls hit your hallelujah
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls send you hallelujah
Original Lyrics:
Girls hit your hallelujah
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls sex you, hallelujah.
Original Lyrics:
Girls hit your hallelujah
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls sexy hallelujah
Original Lyrics:
Girls hit your hallelujah
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
God forsaken, hallelujah
Original Lyrics:
Girls, hit your hallelujah
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got Chuck's song, we're singing it wrong
Original Lyrics:
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got Chucks on--say LeBron
Original Lyrics:
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bad man, mama jama.
Original Lyrics:
Am I bad 'bout that money?
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too hot
Hot damn
Like a Dragon Ball in retirement.
Hot damn
Like a Dragon Ball in retirement.
Original Lyrics:
I'm too hot
Hot damn
Make a dragon wanna retire, man.
Hot damn
Make a dragon wanna retire, man.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too hot
God damn
Make a Dragon Ball retire, man.
God damn
Make a Dragon Ball retire, man.
Original Lyrics:
I'm too hot
Hot damn
Make a dragon wanna retire, man.
Hot damn
Make a dragon wanna retire, man.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too hot
Hot damn
Like a Dragon Ball meets Ironman
Hot damn
Like a Dragon Ball meets Ironman
Original Lyrics:
I'm too hot
Hot damn
Make a dragon wanna retire, man.
Hot damn
Make a dragon wanna retire, man.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a dragon on retirement
Original Lyrics:
Make a dragon wanna retire, man
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a dragon wanna reach higher, man
Original Lyrics:
Make a dragon wanna retire, man
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make em drag them out of retirement
Original Lyrics:
Make a dragon wanna retire, man
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make the Dragonborn a retired man
Original Lyrics:
Make a dragon wanna retire, man
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle Pfeiffer that white goat.
Original Lyrics:
This hit that ice cold Michelle Pfeiffer that white gold
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle fight for those rights, girl
Original Lyrics:
Michelle Pfeiffer that white gold
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle fights for that white house!
Original Lyrics:
Michelle Pfeiffer that white gold
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, fight for that white goat!
Original Lyrics:
Michelle Pfeiffer that white gold
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please say my name.
Original Lyrics:
Trick say my name (radio edit)
or
Bitch say my name (non edit)
or
Bitch say my name (non edit)
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ponies and the firemen
Original Lyrics:
Call the police and the fireman
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shelf life of that white gold
Original Lyrics:
Michelle Pfeiffer that white gold
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is that ice cold
Michelle fight for that white gold
Michelle fight for that white gold
Original Lyrics:
This hit that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer that white gold
Michelle Pfeiffer that white gold
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is that ice-cold,
Machete-like disco
Machete-like disco
Original Lyrics:
This hit that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer that white gold
Michelle Pfeiffer that white gold
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the ice cold
Michelle pie for that white gold.
Michelle pie for that white gold.
Original Lyrics:
This hit that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer that white gold
Michelle Pfeiffer that white gold
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trick say my name you know who I am.
Original Lyrics:
Bitch say my name--you know who I am.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trick say my name--you know who I am.
Original Lyrics:
Bith say my name--you know who I am.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up down funk you up.
Original Lyrics:
Uptown funk you up.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up down funky bus
Original Lyrics:
Uptown funk you up.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up, down, f*** you up.
Original Lyrics:
Uptown funk you up.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uptown F***
Original Lyrics:
Uptown funk
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uptown f*** you up
Original Lyrics:
Uptown funk you up.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uptown funky butt.
Original Lyrics:
Uptown funk you up.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uptown funky one
Original Lyrics:
Uptown funk you up.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uptown funky what?
Original Lyrics:
Uptown funk you up.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uptown funky world.
Original Lyrics:
Uptown funk you up.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uptown vac-u-um
Original Lyrics:
Uptown funk you up.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uptown, f*** you up.
Original Lyrics:
Uptown funk you up.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can drag 'em out of retirement
Original Lyrics:
Make a dragon wanna retire, man
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm some punk gonna give it to you
Original Lyrics:
'Cause Uptown Funk gonna give it to you
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause up nunchuk don't give it to ya.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to ya
Mark Ronson's, "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be eatin' just rice
Original Lyrics:
Don't believe me just watch
Mark Ronson's, "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't believe I just saw
Original Lyrics:
Don't believe me just watch
Mark Ronson's, "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't believe him, Jeff lies.
Original Lyrics:
Don't believe me just watch
Mark Ronson's, "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't believe me just fine
Original Lyrics:
Don't believe me just watch
Mark Ronson's, "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't believe me just once
Original Lyrics:
Don't believe me just watch
Mark Ronson's, "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't believe me just why
Original Lyrics:
Don't believe me just watch
Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill my cup with som nigger in it
Original Lyrics:
Fill my cup put some liquor in it
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill my cup, put a n***a in it!
Original Lyrics:
Fill my cup, put some liquor in it
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill my cup, put some nigga in it
Original Lyrics:
Fill my cup, put some liquor in it
Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill my cup, put some niggah in it
Original Lyrics:
Fill my cup put some liquor in it
Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill my cup, puts a nicker in it
Original Lyrics:
Fill my cup, put some liquor in it
Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl said your hallelujah
Original Lyrics:
Girls hit you hallelujah
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls hate you, hallelujah (whoo)
Original Lyrics:
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like girls they masturbate
Original Lyrics:
Them good girls straight masterpieces
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon ball of retirement
Make a dragon ball of retirement
Original Lyrics:
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
Make a dragon wanna retire man
Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a dragon ball in retirement
Original Lyrics:
Make a dragon wanna retire, man
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle fight for that white gold
Original Lyrics:
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salad wallet
Original Lyrics:
Stylin' wilin'
Mark Ronson's, "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shot the police in a firefight
Original Lyrics:
Call the police and the fireman
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoother than a freeze dried Skippy
or
Smoother than French Onion Skippy
or
Smoother than Grey Poupon Skippy
or
Smoother than French Onion Skippy
or
Smoother than Grey Poupon Skippy
Original Lyrics:
Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoother than a fresh crossed hippy
Original Lyrics:
Smoother than a fresh jar o' Skippy
Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoother than a fresh dry Skippy
Original Lyrics:
Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy
Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoother than a fresh-drawn kitty
Original Lyrics:
Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy
Mark Ronson And Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stalin The Wild Man living up in The City
Original Lyrics:
Styling, Wiling, living up in The City
Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Staling the wild man living up in the city
Original Lyrics:
Styling, wiling, living it up in the city
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop, wait a minute
Fill my cup put some be uttered in it
Fill my cup put some be uttered in it
Original Lyrics:
Stop, wait a minute
Fill my cup put some liquor in it
Fill my cup put some liquor in it
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop, wait a minute
Fill my cup put some nigger in it
Fill my cup put some nigger in it
Original Lyrics:
Stop, wait a minute
Fill my cup put some liquor in it
Fill my cup put some liquor in it
Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Them good girls straight masturbate
Original Lyrics:
Them good girls. Straight masterpiece!
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Them good girls, straight master beaters.
Original Lyrics:
Them good girls, straight masterpieces.
Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
This one for Ken's hood girls, them good girls
Straight nasty pieces
Straight nasty pieces
Original Lyrics:
This one for them hood girls, them good girls
Straight masterpieces
Straight masterpieces
Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
This one for them good girls, them good girls that masturbate
Original Lyrics:
This one for them hood girls, them good girls
Straight masterpieces
Straight masterpieces
Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
This one for them hood girls them good girls
Straight masturbaters
Straight masturbaters
Original Lyrics:
This one for them hood girls, them good girls
Straight masterpieces
Straight masterpieces
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
This s*** is ice cold
Original Lyrics:
This hit, that ice cold
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up-town funky walk
Uptown funky walk
Uptown funky walk
Original Lyrics:
Up-town funk-you-up
Uptown funk-you-up
Uptown funk-you-up
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uptown funky butt, uptown up your butt
Original Lyrics:
Uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uptown funky wump, uptown funky wump.
Original Lyrics:
Uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up.
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