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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Uncalm that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

311's, "Uncalm"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the step books of Zion I walk this way because I wash with Herbal Essance
Original Lyrics:
On the scales of desire your absence weighs more than someone else's presence

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