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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Two Tickets To Paradise that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets To Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate a cheeseburger in paradise.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to Paradise.
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets To Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna' take you on a trip on bumble bees
I've got some dogs*** in my pocket
Now baby, come and see.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna' take you on a trip so far from here
I've got two tickets in my pocket
Now baby, we'll disappear.
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets To Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two chickens to paralyze
won't you pack a bag of leaves tonight
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to paradise
won't you pack your bags we'll leave tonight
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets To Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two chickens to paralyze.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to paradise.
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets To Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two chickens with parrot eyes
Won't you pack your bags with fleas and lice?
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to paradise
Won't you pack your bags? We'll leave tonight.
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets To Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two fingers in paradise
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to paradise
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets To Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two tickets and a pair of dice.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to Paradise.
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets To Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to Paradise
Won't you pack your bags with leaves and ice?
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to Paradise
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight?
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets To Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two ticks and a parasite.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to Paradise.
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets To Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two triplets to paralyze
Won't you pack your bags? We'll eat tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to paradise
Won't you pack your bags? We'll leave tonight.
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets To Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two chickens with parrot eyes
Original Lyrics:
Two tickets to paradise
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets To Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for love.
Original Lyrics:
We've waited so long.
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets to Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got two chickens to paradise
Won't you pack your fags and leave tonight?
Original Lyrics:
I got two tickets to paradise
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight?
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets to Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got two tickets, two pairs of dice
Won't you pet your cat and leave tonight?
Original Lyrics:
I got two tickets to paradise
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight?
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets to Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two d***heads to paradise
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to paradise
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets to Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ve got two tits in my hair tonight
Won’t you catch some crabs with me tonight
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to paradise
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets to Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trade in for more (4x)
Original Lyrics:
Waited so long (4x)
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets to Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait until dawn
Original Lyrics:
Waiting goes on
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets to Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you pack your bags with me tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight?

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