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Meat Loaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain’t no Coupe De Ville driving at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box
Original Lyrics:
But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box.
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
But there ain't no kooky lips hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack Box.
or
There ain't no cookies here, hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box.
or
There ain't no cookies here, hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box.
Original Lyrics:
But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box.
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wan't chew
I need chew
But there ain't know way I'm ever gonna shove chew.
I need chew
But there ain't know way I'm ever gonna shove chew.
Original Lyrics:
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you.
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you.
Meatloaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm cryin' acid balls instead of tears
Original Lyrics:
I'm cryin' icicles instead of tears
Meatloaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying I suppose instead of tears
Original Lyrics:
I'm cryin' icicles instead of tears
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying acid balls instead of tears.
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears.
Meatloaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying acid balls instead of tears
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying bicycles instead of tears.
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears.
Meatloaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying matzo balls instead of tears
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
Meatloaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying, I suppose instead of tears
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
Meatloaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now don't be sad, 'cause two can't read in bed.
Original Lyrics:
Now don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad.
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now don't be sad
I wish I had a green apron.
I wish I had a green apron.
Original Lyrics:
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad.
'Cause two out of three ain't bad.
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
This story's really 'bout a love outside.
Original Lyrics:
The snow is really piling up outside.
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all I can move
Original Lyrics:
And all I can do
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
But there ain't no proof you'll find it at the bottom
Of a Cracker Jack box.
Of a Cracker Jack box.
Original Lyrics:
But there ain't no Coup de Ville hiding at the bottom
Of a Cracker Jack box.
Of a Cracker Jack box.
Meatloaf's, "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be sad, cuz who in the tree ain't mad?
Original Lyrics:
Now don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad.
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm counting bicycles instead of teens
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've poured it on and I pulled it out
Original Lyrics:
I've poured it on and I've poured it out
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe we can talk all night
Original Lyrics:
Baby we can talk all night
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, don't be upset
Original Lyrics:
Now, don't be sad
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you’re looking for a movie in a mountain of rocks
Original Lyrics:
I know you’re looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks
The way you look at it, it kind of sounds like “movie”.
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m tired of words, I ride my horse to shout
Original Lyrics:
I’m tired of words and I’m too hoarse to shout
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe we can talk at night
Original Lyrics:
Maybe we can talk all night
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