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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Meat Loaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
But there ain't no kooky lips hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack Box.
or
There ain't no cookies here, hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box.
Original Lyrics:
But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box.
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wan't chew
I need chew
But there ain't know way I'm ever gonna shove chew.
Original Lyrics:
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you.
Meatloaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm cryin' acid balls instead of tears
Original Lyrics:
I'm cryin' icicles instead of tears
Meatloaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying I suppose instead of tears
Original Lyrics:
I'm cryin' icicles instead of tears
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying acid balls instead of tears.
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears.
Meatloaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying acid balls instead of tears
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying bicycles instead of tears.
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears.
Meatloaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying matzo balls instead of tears
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
Meatloaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying, I suppose instead of tears
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
Meatloaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now don't be sad, 'cause two can't read in bed.
Original Lyrics:
Now don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad.
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now don't be sad
I wish I had a green apron.
Original Lyrics:
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad.
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
This story's really 'bout a love outside.
Original Lyrics:
The snow is really piling up outside.
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
But there ain't no proof you'll find it at the bottom
Of a Cracker Jack box.
Original Lyrics:
But there ain't no Coup de Ville hiding at the bottom
Of a Cracker Jack box.

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