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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Two Divided By Zero that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Pet Shop Boys', "Two Divided By Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a cab going down
'Cross the bridges and towels
Original Lyrics:
And a cab going down
'Cross the bridges and tunnels
Pet Shop Boys', "Two Divided By Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a cab going down
'Cross the bridges and towels.
Original Lyrics:
And a cab going down
'Cross the bridges and town halls.
Pet Shop Boys', "Two Divided By Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
Letter to consumer
Original Lyrics:
It's better to go sooner.
Pet Shop Boys', "Two Divided by Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the postman calls
He'll deliver polenta
Original Lyrics:
When the postman calls
He'll deliver the letter

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