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Daddy, my batteries are dead!
Get it your own, ya bum!
Daddy, buy me something!
Get a job, ya bum!
E.E. get me a beer, eh?
Edith, get me a beer, huh?
Five months of mills
Five months of bills
Stale vision naughty
Sale vision aughty
The first thing at Christmas that Sacha gave to me
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
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