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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Toy Soldiers that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Martika's, "Toy Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the battle wages on
Original Lyrics:
But the battle rages on
Martika's, "Toy Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the better wage is on
Original Lyrics:
But the battle rages on
Martika's, "Toy Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the better wages are for toy soldiers
Original Lyrics:
But the battle wages on for toy soldiers
Martika's, "Toy Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butter stock, the next one's gonna be me
Original Lyrics:
If I don't stop, the next one's gonna be me
Martika's, "Toy Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
It f***ing started, the next one's gonna be me
Original Lyrics:
If I don't stop, the next one's gonna be me
Martika's, "Toy Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's true I did extent the invitation.
Original Lyrics:
It's true I did extend the invitation.
Martika's, "Toy Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like toy stories
Original Lyrics:
Like toy soldiers
Editor's note: It wouldn't be plausible to have heard "Toy Story" in 1989, because that film franchise didn't start until 1995. (Use your common sense, people!)
Martika's, "Toy Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody's child,
The next one's gonna be me.
The next one's gonna be me.
Original Lyrics:
If I don't stop, the next one's gonna be me
Martika's, "Toy Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only empty nest remains
Original Lyrics:
Only emptiness remains
Martika's, "Toy Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left, we all fall down. Like Toyota
Original Lyrics:
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left, we all fall down. Like toy soldiers
Martika's, "Toy Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
The better wages are
For toy soldiers.
For toy soldiers.
Original Lyrics:
The battle wages on
For toy soldiers.
For toy soldiers.
Martika's, "Toy Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you hear the Temptations call
Original Lyrics:
When you hear temptation call
Martika's, "Toy Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're here today, she calls.
Original Lyrics:
When you hear temptation call
Martika's, "Toy Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you’re here the day she calls
Original Lyrics:
When you hear temptation call
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