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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Touch Of Grey that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Grateful Dead's, "Touch Of Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolate curds inside your care
Original Lyrics:
Draw the curtains, I don't care.
Grateful Dead's, "Touch Of Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolate curtains, I don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Draw the curtains, I don't care.
Grateful Dead's, "Touch Of Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cows drinking kerosene
Kid can't pee at seventeen.
Original Lyrics:
Cows giving kerosene
Kid can't read at seventeen.
Grateful Dead's, "Touch Of Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cows giving kerosene
She can't be seventeen.
Original Lyrics:
Cows giving kerosene
Kid can't read at seventeen.
Grateful Dead's, "Touch Of Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I must be getting angry
Cops are running late
Look outside the morning sky
It looks so foamy
Original Lyrics:
It must be getting early
Clocks are running late
Paint by numbers morning sky
Looks so phony
Grateful Dead's, "Touch Of Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see you've got your fist out.
Original Lyrics:
I see you've got your list out.
Grateful Dead's, "Touch Of Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
It must be getting early
Cops are running late.
Original Lyrics:
It must be getting early
Clocks are running late.
Grateful Dead's, "Touch Of Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink light of the morning sky
Looks so phoney.
Original Lyrics:
Paint-by-number morning sky
Looks so phoney.
Grateful Dead's, "Touch Of Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Ables and the Bakers and the seas
Original Lyrics:
The Ables and the Bakers and the C's
It was actually old U.S. military code.
Grateful Dead's, "Touch Of Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
The angels and the fakers and disease
Original Lyrics:
The Ables and the Bakers and the C's
Grateful Dead's, "Touch Of Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
The eagles and the beggars and the seas
or
The Ablers and the beggars and the thieves
Original Lyrics:
The Ables and the Bakers and the C's
Grateful Dead's, "Touch Of Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
The eagles and the beggars and the seas
Original Lyrics:
The Ables and the Bakers and the C's
From 1941-56, Able and Baker were the first two words in the military phonetic alphabet, used to make spelling over radio communication possible. [Today, they are Alpha and Bravo in the US military.]
Grateful Dead's, "Touch Of Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
The evils and the beggars and the thieves
Original Lyrics:
The Ables and the Bakers and the C's.
Grateful Dead's, "Touch Of Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first notes are all I've seen but it's ok
Original Lyrics:
The words he knows are all obscene, but it's ok
Grateful Dead's, "Touch of Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another record's in her ears.
Original Lyrics:
I know the rent is in arrears.
Grateful Dead's, "Touch of Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
The pigment of the morning sky looks so phony
Original Lyrics:
The paint-by-number morning sky looks so phony

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