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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Touch It that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Monifah's, "Touch It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check night in da Cola House.
Original Lyrics:
Jack Knight and Dakota House
Monifah's, "Touch It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Comb my hair
Original Lyrics:
Call my name
Monifah's, "Touch It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack knife in the (pronounced 'inda') quarter (pronounced 'qwa-tuh') house.
Original Lyrics:
Jack Knight and Dakota House
Monifah's, "Touch It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack knife in the cool of da house
OR
Jack knife in the corner of the house
Original Lyrics:
Jack Knight and Dakota House
Monifah's, "Touch It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jacked night in the quarter house
or
Jacked night in da quarter house.
Original Lyrics:
Jack Knight and Dakota House
Busta Rhymes', "Touch It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop-o-matic.
Original Lyrics:
Stop, format it.
Monifah's, "Touch It"
Misheard Lyrics:
This boy surely's got me licked like crazy
I want it more and more when you call my name and spray me
or
I want it more and more when you call my name and spread me
or
I want it more and more when you call my name and spay me.
Original Lyrics:
This boy's shyness got me wet like crazy
I want it more and more when you call my name and spank me.
Monifah's, "Touch It"
Misheard Lyrics:
suck cock in the porter house
Original Lyrics:
Jack Knight in Dakota House

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