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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Touch And Go that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Ecstasy, Passion & Pain's, "Touch And Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
A mad guy's on the run
He's a curvy son of a gun.
He's a curvy son of a gun.
Original Lyrics:
A man that's on the run
Is a dirty son of a gun.
Is a dirty son of a gun.
Ecstasy, Passion & Pain's, "Touch And Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
A mangos on the run
Original Lyrics:
A man that's on the run
The Cars', "Touch And Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need is you tonight
I'm flying like a semen kite.
I'm flying like a semen kite.
Original Lyrics:
All I need is you tonight
I'm flying like a cement kite.
I'm flying like a cement kite.
The Cars', "Touch And Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
And, dude, it felt so right
Original Lyrics:
And it felt so right
The Cars', "Touch And Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said go
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Touch and go
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
Ecstasy, Passion & Pain's, "Touch And Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ma hairnet's on the run!!
Original Lyrics:
A man that's on the run
Emerson Lake and Powell's, "Touch and Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all dependin' on the dycha flow
Original Lyrics:
It's all dependin' on the dice you throw
Emerson Lake and Powell's, "Touch and Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
System man woman show
Original Lyrics:
Systematic one man show
Emerson Lake and Powell's, "Touch and Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're caught up in the middle when the ball's in flow
Original Lyrics:
You're caught up in the middle where the four winds blow
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