Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> T -> Torn Between Two Lovers
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Torn Between Two Lovers that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he knows he can persist me
Original Lyrics:
And he knows he can possess me
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Born between two cupboards
Original Lyrics:
Torn between two lovers
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Born between two lovers
Original Lyrics:
Torn between two lovers
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Born between two mamas
Original Lyrics:
Torn between two lovers
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Born between two moguls
Original Lyrics:
Torn between two lovers
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Born between two mothers
Being like a fool
Being like a fool
Original Lyrics:
Torn between two lovers
Feeling like a fool
Feeling like a fool
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
But that doesn't mean I love you last
Original Lyrics:
But that doesn't mean I love you less
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to be true lovers
Original Lyrics:
Torn between two lovers
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling like a food
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a fool
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling like a ghoul
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a fool
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling like some food
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a fool
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm asking you to say
Original Lyrics:
I'm asking you to stay
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lorne, the Green-Foot Runner
He ran like a fool.
He ran like a fool.
Original Lyrics:
Torn between two lovers
Feeling like a fool.
Feeling like a fool.
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Porn between two covers
Original Lyrics:
Torn between two lovers
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are dimes when a woman has to say what's on her mom
Original Lyrics:
There are times when a woman has to say what's on her mind
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Torn between two lovers, he aimed like a bull.
Original Lyrics:
Torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Torn between two lovers
Feeling like a food
Loving you both is breaking all the rude
Feeling like a food
Loving you both is breaking all the rude
Original Lyrics:
Torn between two lovers
Feeling like a fool
Loving you both is breaking all the rules
Feeling like a fool
Loving you both is breaking all the rules
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Torn between two plovers, feeling like a stool, loving both of you is breaking all the jewels.
Original Lyrics:
Torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool, loving both of you is breaking all the rules.
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Torn between two rubbers
Original Lyrics:
Torn between two lovers
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whore between two llamas
Original Lyrics:
Torn between two lovers
Disclaimer
Disclaimer: amIright.com makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, amIright.com does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.