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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Too Low For Zero that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Elton John's, "Too Low For Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna cotton sheet.
Original Lyrics:
I wind up counting sheep.
Elton John's, "Too Low For Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all discreet to me.
Original Lyrics:
It's all just Greek to me.
Elton John's, "Too Low For Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all discrete to me.
Original Lyrics:
It's all just Greek to me.
Elton John's, "Too Low For Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too long for Vera
Original Lyrics:
Too low for zero

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