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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Tom's Diner that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Suzanne Vega's, "Tom's Diner"
Misheard Lyrics:
And looking for the phonies
Original Lyrics:
And looking for the funnies
Suzanne Vega's, "Tom's Diner"
Misheard Lyrics:
At the diaper on the corner
Original Lyrics:
At the diner on the corner
Suzanne Vega's, "Tom's Diner"
Misheard Lyrics:
At the tiger on the corner
Original Lyrics:
At the diner on the corner
Suzanne Vega's, "Tom's Diner"
Misheard Lyrics:
He is looking at the window
At somebody coming in.
Original Lyrics:
He is looking out the window
At somebody coming in.
Suzanne Vega's, "Tom's Diner"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am looking at the calendar
Original Lyrics:
I am waiting at the counter
Suzanne Vega's, "Tom's Diner"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am thinking of your boy
Original Lyrics:
I am thinking of your voice
Suzanne Vega's, "Tom's Diner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Says the man behind the faggot
Original Lyrics:
Says the man behind the counter

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