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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Today that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Smashing Pumpkins', "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
A gay has the greyest hair I've ever known
Can't wait for tomorrow, tomorrow he's muscular
He'll pull my a*** off
Before I get off.
Original Lyrics:
Today is the greatest day I've ever know
Can't wait for tomorrow, tomorrow's much to long
I'll burn my eyes out
Before I get out.
Smashing Pumpkins', "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been grabbing stars I'll never forget
Original Lyrics:
Pink ribbon scars that never forget
Smashing Pumpkins', "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bored by the shore, I'll save your face.
Pink ribbon skies, My belly stinks
Original Lyrics:
Bored by the chore of saving face
Pink ribbon scars, My belly stings
Smashing Pumpkins', "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bored by the shore, I'm saving fish.
Original Lyrics:
Bored by the chore of saving face
Talk Talk's, "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can happiness be someone else's drink?
Original Lyrics:
Can happiness be someone else's dream?
Smashing Pumpkins', "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chlor-Trimeton
Original Lyrics:
Bored by the chore
Talk Talk's, "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dubai
Original Lyrics:
Today
Smashing Pumpkins', "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
For Pauly Shore
Original Lyrics:
Bored by the chore
Smashing Pumpkins', "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Great raining skies
Original Lyrics:
Pink ribbon scars
Talk Talk's, "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hooray Hooray
Original Lyrics:
Today Today
Eloy's, "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stagger out of bed
And wash my eggy hair.
Original Lyrics:
I stagger out of bed
And wash my aching head.
No wonder his hair needed a wash.
Smashing Pumpkins', "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm always left alone.
Original Lyrics:
I want to turn you on.
Smashing Pumpkins', "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy's vibrator
Original Lyrics:
Today's the greatest.
Smashing Pumpkins', "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
My billy stinks.
Original Lyrics:
My belly stings.
Smashing Pumpkins', "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink ribbon skies I'll never for get
Original Lyrics:
Pink ribbon scars that never forget
Smashing Pumpkins', "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink ribbon skies
Original Lyrics:
Pink ribbon scars
Talk Talk's, "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
To change, to change
Original Lyrics:
Today, Today
Smashing Pumpkins', "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today is the greatest Dayton Avenue
Kill will for tomorrow, tomorrows much too old
I burnt my eyes out
Before I get em
Original Lyrics:
Today is the greatest day I've ever known
Can't wait for tomorrow, tomorrows much too long
I'll burn my eyes out
Before I get out
Smashing Pumpkins', "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today is the greatest day available
Original Lyrics:
Today is the greatest day I've ever known
Smashing Pumpkins', "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today is the greatest day in Alamo
Original Lyrics:
Today is the greatest day I've ever known.
Smashing Pumpkins', "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today is the greatest day of our lives.
Original Lyrics:
Today is the greatest day I've ever known.
Smashing Pumpkins', "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today is vibrated
Original Lyrics:
Today is the greatest
John Denver's, "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today, while the blossoms still cling to the vine
I'll taste your strawberries, I'll swing from your vine
Millions of people shall all pass away
E'er I forget the joy that is mine today
Original Lyrics:
Today while the blossoms still cling to the vine
I'll taste your strawberries, I'll drink your sweet wine
Millions of tomorrows shall all pass away
E'er I forget the joy that is mine today
Smashing Pumpkins', "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two eggs vibrating..
Original Lyrics:
Today is the greatest..

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