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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Tiny Dancer that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the clothes off, tiny dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the clouds are tiny dancers.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the clouds are tired of dancin'.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby Darlin she's so blendin'
You had a visitor today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby Darlin', she's so splendid.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby darlin' she's so bland-a
You had to feel the day today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby darlin', she loves Lenin.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby darlin', she's still plannin'.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby darling, she's a madman.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, darlin', she's so blended.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue jean baben, L.A. Laden
He seems to sort a bangin'.
Original Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, L.A. Lady
Seamstress for the band.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for 'the man'.
Original Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, air laid lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyes, pirate's mine
You merry music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her
Dancin' innocent.
Original Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile
You'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her
Dancin' in the sand.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
But how d'you teach a dancer dance?
Original Lyrics:
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb on my hand, he makes her stand
In the auditorium.
Original Lyrics:
Piano man he makes his stand
In the Auditorium.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Count on my hand, you make a stand
Original Lyrics:
Piano man he makes his stand
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the dead guys on the bi-plane
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the head lice on the heinie.
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the head lice on the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the head lice on the highway
Lay me down and she's so planted
U-Hauls are from day to day.
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the head lice on-a Howie
or
Count the head lice on the highway
or
Count the head lice on ya hiney
or
Count the head lice on ya hiney
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway
It's all in Elton's accent and the way he pronouces "Highway".
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the headlines on the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elegant lady
Original Lyrics:
L.A. lady
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foldin' clothes with Tony Danza
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Handin' tickets out for gold.
Original Lyrics:
Handin' tickets out for God.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Handin' tickets out for gone.
Original Lyrics:
Handin' tickets out for God.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Handing tickets out for gold
Original Lyrics:
Handing tickets out for God
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Head and chickens, I forgot.
Original Lyrics:
Handing tickets out for God
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold Me Closer, retired dancer
Count the headlights on the high wake.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close I'm tiny dancin'
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir
or
Hold me close oh Tony Danza
or
Hold me closer Tony Danza
or
Hold me close I'm tired 'a dancin
or
Hold me close I'm tired 'a dancin
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Hold me Closer Tony Danza was also misheard on "Friends" by Phoebe
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close I'm tired of dancin'
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close I'm tired of dancing
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close and tie me down, sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close like Ted Danson.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close like Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now, Tiny Cancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now, Tony Danser.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now, Tony Danza
Countin' head lice on the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
[Ed.'s note: For the last time, Tony Danza wasn't even a blip on the radar when Elton and Bernie Taupin wrote this song. Sorry for ruining your fantasies.]
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now, Tonya Dacer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now, tie me dancer
Count the head life on the highway
Lay me down in sheets surrender
You had a business day today
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tired 'a dancin'
or
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
or
Hold me close, oh Tony Danza
or
Hold my clothes and tie me down, Sir.
Hold me close and tie me down, Sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tired of dancin'.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me close, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tired of dancin'.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tired of dancin'.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tired of dancing.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tired of dancing
Original Lyrics:
Hold me close oh tiny dancer
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tryin' to dance now.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tryin' to dance now.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm trying to dance here.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm trying to dance here.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm trying to dance, Son.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, Satanic dancer
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, atomic dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, climbing lancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me close, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, it's time to dance now.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, oh, Tony Danzaaaa.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, trying to dance, Sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, untidy dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, young Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer George Costanza
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer Tony Danza
Count the head lice on my heiny.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the head lights on highway.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer Tony Danza
Count the head lice on my hiney.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, China dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Chinese panda.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, I'm tired of dancing.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
John Elton's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count her head lice on the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the head lice on the highway
Lay me down in sheets with Lenin
She had a president today.
or
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
She had a visitor today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the headlice on my hiney
Lay me down on sheets of lettuce
I had a bath today, today.
or
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down on sheets of linen
I had a better day today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the headlice on the highway
Lay me, darlin', she's so pretty
She had a busy day today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
I submitted my version to Elton to sing at one of his concerts (free of charge). Has anyone yet heard them?
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the headlights on the highway
Baby darlin', you're so fancy
You had a vista dash a day.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the headlights on the highway
Lady darlin', she's so blingin'
Ya had a busy day today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Ya had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danzer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tie me down
Count the headlice on the highway
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, time for dancin'.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, time to dance-ah
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, times a-dancin'.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlamps on the highway
Lay me down in seats of lanterns
You had a busy day today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Gown the headlights on the highway
Blame me darlin', she's so blinnin'
You had a biz-a-day today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, young Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my clothes now, Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy closes tidy senses
Cant the headless sons of my way
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love your p**** on the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a close-up kind of dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Janet Reno, you must have seen her.
Original Lyrics:
Ballerina, you must have seen her.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handling tickets I forgot.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus frees out in the street
Handing tickets out for gold.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus reeks, out in the street
Handing tickets out for gum.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus freaks, out in the street
Handing tickets out for God.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. laden
Original Lyrics:
L.A. lady
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. lady, blue jean lady
sings just for the band.
I'm a close-up kinda dancer
Original Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
seamstress for the band.
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Diamond, she's so plenty.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady darlin', she's so bendin'.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady darlin', she's so plannin'
And how to feels from day to day
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady darlin', she's so pretty.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady darlin', streets of Lenin.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady darling sleeps in linen
She had a busy day today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady darling, she's so pretty.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady down and she's sublimmin'
She had a busy day today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Landing tickets I forgot
Original Lyrics:
Handin' tickets out for God
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lately darlin' she's a vision
You had to feel today today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lately, darlin', she's so plenty.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me Darlin' she's so flamin',
You had a busy day today
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linnen.
You had a busy day today
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me darlin', she's supplanted.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so blend-ned.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so blinnin'.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so laden
You had a Bistro day today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so pretty
You had a visitor today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so splendid.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so splendid
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of lennin
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in cheese of Lenin.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in cheese soufflé
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in she's so bland
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheeps of linen
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets aplenty.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of Lenin
You had a visitor today
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of Lennon.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of blanket.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of gladness.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down on sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of landing
Ya had a visitor today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of lead.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of leather.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of leather
You had a b****y day today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of madness.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets so splendid
You had a busy day all day.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in ships a landin'.
or
Lay me down in sheets a landin'.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sweet surrender.
or
Lay me down in sheets of splendor.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down now, she so spent it.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down, oh she's so splendid.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
May be dumb and she's so Lenin.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe, darlin', she so planned it.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the crouside
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seamstress for the banging
Original Lyrics:
Seamstress for the band
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had a visitor today.
Original Lyrics:
She had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so fine and she's so blended.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bowl of lard is not that bad.
Original Lyrics:
The boulevard is not that bad.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiny dancer in my hand
Original Lyrics:
Tiny dancer in my head
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tony Danza in my hand
Original Lyrics:
Tiny Dancer in my hand
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tony Danza is my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Tiny dancer in my hand.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vol-au-vents are not that bad.
Original Lyrics:
The boulevard is not that bad.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I say sorry, slowly
Original Lyrics:
When I say softly, slowly
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's the boss now, Tony Danza?
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow man, he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking back, she seeks his stuff.
Original Lyrics:
Piano man, he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking on, she sings the songs.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had a feeling the day was today.
Original Lyrics:
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had a visitor today.
Original Lyrics:
You had a busy day today.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll marry amusing men
Original Lyrics:
You'll marry a music man

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Elton John - Greatest Hits 1970-2002 album at Amazon.com
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road album at Amazon.com
Elton John - Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com
Tumbleweed Connection album at Amazon.com
Madman Across the Water album at Amazon.com
 
 
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