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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ticket To Ride that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before she gets her head in the sand
Original Lyrics:
Before she gets to sayin' goodbye
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese got a ticket to rye
Cheese got a ticket to rye, eye, eye
Cheese got a ticket to rye
And she don't K.
My baby donkey
My baby donkey.
Cheese got a ticket to rye, eye, eye
Cheese got a ticket to rye
And she don't K.
My baby donkey
My baby donkey.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
She'a got a ticket to ri-i-ide
She's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care.
My baby don't care
My baby don't care.
She'a got a ticket to ri-i-ide
She's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care.
My baby don't care
My baby don't care.
Carpenters', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a ticket to write.
Original Lyrics:
He's got a ticket to ride.
Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
My pee-pee don't care.
Original Lyrics:
My baby don't care.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaba doo Right.
Shadow-twin light by me
Shadow-twin light by me
Original Lyrics:
She ought to think twice,
She ought to do right by me.
She ought to do right by me.
Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's burnt the chicken to rawhide.
Original Lyrics:
And she's got a ticket to ride.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a Dickens to ride.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a bigger giraffe.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a checkered giraffe.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a cheeky giraffe.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken giraffe
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken on rye,
and she don't care
and she don't care
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride,
and she don't care
and she don't care
Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken on rye.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to fry.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to ride
and it's in my hair
and it's in my hair
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
and she don't care
and she don't care
Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to ride and a she-donkey.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride and she don't care.
Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to ride and she don't care
My baby donkey.
My baby donkey.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care.
My baby don't care.
My baby don't care.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to ride and she don't care
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride and she don't care
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to ride,
She's got a chicken to ride,
She's got a chicken to ride, and she don't care!
She's got a chicken to ride,
She's got a chicken to ride, and she don't care!
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride,
she's got a ticket to ride,
she's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care!
she's got a ticket to ride,
she's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care!
Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to ride.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to ride.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to ride
And it's in my hair.
And it's in my hair.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care.
And she don't care.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to ride
It's in my hair.
It's in my hair.
Original Lyrics:
Ahe's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care.
And she don't care.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicklet to ride
And she don't care
or
She's got a chicken too high
And she don't care
or
She's got Rickey too high
But she don't care.
And she don't care
or
She's got a chicken too high
And she don't care
or
She's got Rickey too high
But she don't care.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care.
And she don't care.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a d*** in her eye, and she don't care.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a d*** in her eye
And it's got hair
My baby donkey.
And it's got hair
My baby donkey.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care
My baby don't care.
And she don't care
My baby don't care.
Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a d*** to ride.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a tick in her eye but she don't care
or
She's got a ticket to write, and she don't care
or
She's got a chicken to ride, and she don't care
or
She's got a chicken tonight, but she don't care
or
She's got a ticket to Rye,
and she don't care.
and she don't care.
or
She's got a ticket to Rawhide,
and she don't care.
and she don't care.
or
She's got a stinking giraffe
or
She's got a secret giraffe,
but she don't care
but she don't care
or
She's got a secret giraffe,
but she don't care
but she don't care
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride,
and she don't care
and she don't care
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a secret giraffe.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a tick in her eye.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
The Carpenters', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a tick in her eye
She's got a tick in her eye
And she don't care.
She's got a tick in her eye
And she don't care.
Original Lyrics:
He's got a ticket to ride
He's got a ticket to ride
And he don't care.
He's got a ticket to ride
And he don't care.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a tick in her eye
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a tick in her hide.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a ticket or pride
An' she don't get it.
An' she don't get it.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care.
And she don't care.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to Iraq.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to Rawhide.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to Risa
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to Rye,
and she don't care
and she don't care
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care
The following story appears to be false according to several Beatles authorities on the web: 'Ticket to Ride' is actually sung 'Ticket to Rye' as in, a city in England. The Beatles cut the record, it was confusing to U.S. audiences, the record execs changed the title and lyrics. The song was never re-recorded. Listen carefully--You hear NO 'd' sound in the word. Thus, Rye *isn't* a misheard lyric. This is according to Casey Kasem
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't pay.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride, the freedom train.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care.
Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to rye
And it's in my hand.
And it's in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care.
And she don't care.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a trick giraffe.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got her chicken to tight
And it's got hair!
And it's got hair!
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care!
And she don't care!
Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta kick it to ride.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta take it in stride, but she don't care.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care.
The Beatles', "Ticket to Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
My pipi don't care
Original Lyrics:
My baby don't care.
The Beatles', "Ticket to Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said that livin' with me
Original Lyrics:
I'm sad that livin' with me
The Beatles', "Ticket to Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken tonight
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
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