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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Three Wooden Crosses that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Randy Travis', "Three Wooden Crosses"
Misheard Lyrics:
A farmer and teacher, a looker and a preacher
Original Lyrics:
A farmer and teacher, a hooker and a preacher

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