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And a knick-knack, paddy wack
Beg a dog a bone
This old man came falling home.
With a knick-knack, paddy whack
Give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home.
Lunch box head on his knees with
Coffee sandwiches and brie
Lunch box held all his needs with
Coffee sandwhiches and dreams
Whistleman, he played one, he played knick-knack on my thumb...
This old man, he played one....
With coffee, sandwiches and brie for me
With coffee, sandwiches and dreams for me
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