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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Things That Never Cross a Man's Mind that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Kellie Pickler's, "Things That Never Cross a Man's Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
This thing is too thin,
there ain't no way I'll ever get it in
Original Lyrics:
This steak is too thick,
ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it

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