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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for There's No One Quite Like Grandma that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

St Winifred's School Choir's, "There's No One Quite Like Grandma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before it's bedtime, on her knee
To us some butchery
Original Lyrics:
Before it's bedtime, on her knee
To us a book she'll read
St Winifred's School Choir's, "There's No One Quite Like Grandma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandma, we love you Grandma, we do
Though we put you in a home
We think of you
Original Lyrics:
Grandma, we love you Grandma, we do
Though you may be far away
We think of you
St Winifred's School Choir's, "There's No One Quite Like Grandma"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no one quite like Grandma
What a lovely old aged girl
Original Lyrics:
There's no one quite like Grandma
A love we always share
St Winifred's School Choir's, "There's No One Quite Like Grandma"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no one quite like Grandma
And I know you c*nts agree
Original Lyrics:
There's no one quite like Grandma
And I know you will agree

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