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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys) that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Driving the curve
Flating the hills
Someday the mouns might get them, but the law never will.
Original Lyrics:
Straight'nin' the curve
Flat'nin' the hills
Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will.
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
Original Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods.
These are the correct lyrics since Mr. Jennings was asked to write a theme song specifically for the show, as well as being the narrator. Bo and Luke Duke are in this case the two modern day Robin Hoods, as well as the song constantly referring to 'they' 'their' and 'them.' Not to mention the opening line of 'Just two good ole boys.'
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods
Original Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fighting the system
Hey nanny, hey nanny noo.
Original Lyrics:
Fighting the system
Like two modern day Robin Hoods.
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a good ol' boy
You know my mama loved me
But she don't understand I keep my show in my pants
and not my face on TV
Original Lyrics:
I'm a good ol' boy
You know my mama loved me
But she don't understand they keep a showin' my hands
And not my face on TV
Editor's note: "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" is the official title of this song, not anything variant.
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a good old boy
You know my momma smokes weed
But she don't understand they keep slappin' my hands
And not my face on TV
Original Lyrics:
I'm a good ol' boy
You know my mama loved me
But she don't understand they keep a showin' my hands
And not my face on TV
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just the good ol' boys Never meanin' the Hogg Beats all you ever saw Been in trouble with the law since the day they been born
Original Lyrics:
Just the good ol' boys Never meanin' no harm Beats all you never saw Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just the good ol' boys,
never meaning' no harm
Beats all you ever saw
been in trouble with the law since the Daisy was born
Original Lyrics:
Just the Good Ol' Boys
never meanin' no harm
Beats all you ever saw
been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just the good ol' boys
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you ever saw
Been in trouble with the law since the Daisy was born.
Original Lyrics:
Just the good ol' boys
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making a wave
The only wave they know how
Original Lyrics:
Making their way
The only way they know how
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Matin' the girls
Flappin' their gills
Some day mounting might git em but da law never will
Original Lyrics:
Straight'nin' the curve
Flat'nin' the hills
Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will.
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday the mountain lion get 'em, but the law never will.
Original Lyrics:
Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will.
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straightenin' the girls
Flappin' the Dukes
Somehow the gettin' 'bout the whippin' but the naw
Webba will
Original Lyrics:
Just the Good Ol' Boys
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you ever saw been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straightenin' the girls
Flappin' their boobs.
Original Lyrics:
Straightenin' the curves
Flattenin' the hills.
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straightening the curves
Flappin' their gills
Original Lyrics:
Straightening the curves
Flattening the hills
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's just a little bit more than the lobble-dee-low
Original Lyrics:
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's just a little bit more than the lonely prow
Original Lyrics:
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's just a little bit more than watching Morton live.
Original Lyrics:
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's just a little bit more than watching Morton live.
Original Lyrics:
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the law never wins
Original Lyrics:
But the law never will
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the lawn never will
Original Lyrics:
But the law never will

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