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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for That Don't Impress Me Much that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that extra hold gel on your hair, I don't like it.
Original Lyrics:
All that extra hold gel on your hair oughtta lock it.
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that extra hold gel for your hair on a locket
Original Lyrics:
All that extra hold gel on your hair oughtta lock it
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that extra hotel in your hair ought to lock it
Original Lyrics:
And all that extra-hold gel in your hair ought to lock it
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that extra hotel, all your hair on a locket.
Original Lyrics:
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it.
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that extra old jail and your hair on a locket.
Original Lyrics:
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it.
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in that extra hotel, you keep your hair on a locket.
or
And all that extra-hold gel in your hair, I like it
or
And all that extra-hold gel in your hair, I like it
Original Lyrics:
And all that extra hold gel in your hair ought to lock it.
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, carbon isle
Original Lyrics:
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you got beaned right down to the arc.
Original Lyrics:
But you've got being right, down to an art.
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you're not getting right down to my heart
Original Lyrics:
But you've got being right, down to an art.
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't believe you lick your carpet knife
Original Lyrics:
Can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cargo knife
or
I can't believe you kiss you cock goodnight
or
I can't believe you kiss you cock goodnight
Original Lyrics:
I can't belive you kiss your car goodnight
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your c**k at night
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cOck at night. (as in rooster, of course)
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carbon**e
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carbonite
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carp at night.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carpet at night.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car good night.
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carving knife
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carving knight
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cock (as in rooster) at night.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cock at night
Original Lyrics:
Can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Listen for 'pork pie " in the cars song " who going to drive you home "
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cock at night
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cock goodnight.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
(as in rooster, of course)
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your coffee night.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cop at night.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cop good night
Now come on baby, tell me
You must be joking, right?
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Now come on baby, tell me
You must be joking, right?
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your pocket knife.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kissed your carpet knife
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you sleep with your carpet knife
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you're cock at night
Original Lyrics:
Can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't breast-feed much.
Original Lyrics:
That don't impress me much.
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, you think you're so damn special
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, you think you're something special
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, whoa, you think you're somethin' special.
Oh, whoa, you think you're somethin' new.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, whoa, you think you're somethin' special.
Oh, whoa you think you're somethin' else.
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull your head out of a locket
Original Lyrics:
...in your hair oughta lock it
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
That don't depress me much
Original Lyrics:
That don't impress me much
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
That won't keep me wanting a mirror all the night
Original Lyrics:
That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
That won't keep me warm in the mirror all night.
Original Lyrics:
That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must beat your wife
Original Lyrics:
You must be joking, right?
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a making love engine on an overhaul
Original Lyrics:
You're a regular original know-it-all
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're at your old jail and your hair on a locket
Original Lyrics:
All that extra hold gel on your hair oughta' lock it

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