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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Taxi Ride that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
'We are one' crap as you're moving in
Original Lyrics:
'We are one' crap as you're invading
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm down to your last cigarette and we all want crack.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm down to your last cigarette and this 'we are one' crap.
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bleeding 'round my snatch
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side, sure
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm down to your last cigarette
And this, we all want crack.
Original Lyrics:
I'm down to your last cigarette
And this 'we are one' crap.
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm evil myself.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm glad you brought my son.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my smite.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm glad you've grown a moustache.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm glad you've grown moustache.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm leaving by myself.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm renting out my s*****.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm waiting on a message.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm waiting on myself.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's raining on my side.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lily has done something on the table.
Original Lyrics:
Lily is dancing on the table.
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe he's dancing along too.
Original Lyrics:
Lily is dancing on the table.
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is where you know the hunter
From the killer, Beezus.
Original Lyrics:
This is where you know, the Honey
From the Killer Bees.
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all want crack, as an Indian.
Original Lyrics:
'We are one' crap as you're invading.
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all want crack.
Original Lyrics:
This 'We are One' crap
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all want crap as we envy you.
Original Lyrics:
This 'We are One' crap as you invade.
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all want crap as you're invading.
Original Lyrics:
'We are one' crap as you're invading.

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