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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Take It Easy that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bright red Ford
Original Lyrics:
Flatbed Ford
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let the sound of your own meals
Drive you crazy.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sound of your own wheels
Drive you crazy.
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let the sound of your own meals make you crazy.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sound of your own wheels make you crazy.
The Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flathead Ford
Original Lyrics:
Flatbed Ford
I'd never heard of a flatbed Ford, but a flathead Ford is the engine in old Fords.
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four from Wannahomie
Two from Wannascomie
Original Lyrics:
Four that wanna own me
Two that wanna stone me.
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four that wanna hold me
Two that wanna scold me
Original Lyrics:
Four that wanna own me
Two that wanna stone me
The Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a lover who won't blow McGovern.
Original Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover.
The Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just lookin' for a lover in one form or 'nother.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover.
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got seventy men on my mind
Original Lyrics:
I've got seven women on my mind
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl my Lord, in a black Bedford
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl my Lord in a flatbed Ford
The Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl my Lord
In flat bed board.
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord
In a flat-bed Ford.
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl my lord in a black peignoir
Slowin' down to take a look at me
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl my lord in a flat bed Ford
Slowin' down to take a look at me
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl my lord in a bright red Porsche
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl my lord in a flatbed Ford
The Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl, My Lord
In a flat big board.
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl, My Lord
In a flatbed Ford.
The Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord, from a flat next door
Glowin' frown to take a look at me.
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord, in a flat bed Ford
Slowin' down to take a look at me.
The Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord, in a bright red Ford.
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford.
The Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord, in a fat red Ford slowin' down to take a look at me
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford slowin' down to take a look at me
The Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord, in some fathead's Ford.
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord, in a flat-bed Ford.
Actually heard someone sing it this way (sing along with radio.)
The Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord
What a fat big whore
Slowin' down to get a load of meat.
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord
In a flatbed Ford
Slowin' down to take a look at me.
The Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl, my lord, in a flathead Ford
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl, my lord, in a flatbed Ford
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl, my lord, in a plastic Ford
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl, my lord, in a flatbed Ford
The Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookig for a lover who won't know my mother.
Original Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover.
The Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' for a lover and one for my mother.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover.
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my brother
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover
The Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' for a lover who won't bomb my brother
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't blow my mother (as in make her blow her stack)
Original Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't blow my rubber.
Original Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover.
The Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't know my mother.
Original Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover.
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't throw my rubber.
Original Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover.
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
So open up my private inn
Original Lyrics:
So open up, I'm climbing in
The Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a girl, my Lord, in a Black Betty Ford.
Original Lyrics:
There's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford.
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a girl, my lord, she's a Black Betty Ford
Original Lyrics:
There's a girl, my lord, in a flatbed Ford
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
We may lose and we may live
Original Lyrics:
We may lose and we may win
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who won't blow my brother
Original Lyrics:
Who won't blow my cover

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