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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Sure Shot that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Beastie Boys', "Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
And everything I do is funky like Lethal C.
Original Lyrics:
And everything I do is funky like Lee Dorsey.
Beastie Boys', "Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day you are f**king like Lee Dorsey
Original Lyrics:
Everything I do is funky like Lee Dorsey
Beastie Boys', "Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone just takes and takes, takes, takes, takes
Well now step back,
I've got a cocked 12-gauge
Original Lyrics:
Everyone just takes and takes, takes, takes, takes
I've got to step back,
I've got to contemplate
Beastie Boys', "Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything I do is f***ed up like Lee Dorsey
Original Lyrics:
Everything I do is funky like Lee Dorsey
Beastie Boys', "Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything I do is funky like Lee Telsee.
Original Lyrics:
Everything I do is funky like Lee Dorsey.
Yellowcard's, "Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find some way to make the bed gets made
After all what are feelings but breakable?
Original Lyrics:
Find some way to make the mean kids pay
After all what are feelings of rage for?
Beastie Boys', "Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fresh like Dodi when I get my specs
Original Lyrics:
Fresh like Doug E. when I get my specs
Doug E. meaning Doug E. Fresh, of course. Dodi being Dodi Al-Fayed.
Beastie Boys', "Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep my underwear
at maximum blast I use a bullshit made out of pie
Original Lyrics:
I keep my underwear up with a piece of elastic
I use a bullshit mic that's made out of plastic
Beastie Boys', "Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll leave a blood stain on your a**
And bust your ear drums.
Original Lyrics:
Hurricane will crossfade on your a**
And bust your ear drums.
Beastie Boys', "Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're gay come and rock the sure shot.
Original Lyrics:
MCA, come and rock the sure shot.
Beastie Boys', "Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like beat gonna rock to suicide
Original Lyrics:
Mike D, come and rock the sure shot
other choruses are: And rock, come and rock to suicide If your guy, gonna rock to suicide Born into rockin' to suicide
Beastie Boys', "Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like beat gonna rock to suicide
Original Lyrics:
Mike D, come and rock the sure shot
other choruses are: And rock, come and rock to suicide If your guy, gonna rock to suicide Born into rockin' to suicide
Beastie Boys', "Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strip me down to hell and I call you a ho,
Neba, Brock, and Mike are panty hose
Then strip down my ear goggles and I'll call you a shmoe
a-shista mone ubba manna cock Mario-io,
Bullshit is the function of the man I boshack,
Duh all the party people that are on my prozak,
I got my action suck my man John Woo,
And I got mad hits like a was Rockaroo!
Original Lyrics:
Strictly hand held is the style I go
never rock the mic with the panty hose
I strap on my ear goggles and I'm ready to go
'cause at the boards is the man they call the mario
pull up at the function and you know I Kojak
to all the party people that are on my bozak
I've got more action than my man John Woo
and I've got mad hits like I was Rod Carew

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