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Jona Lewie's, "Stop The Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bang goes another bomb on another town
While Le Czar and Jim have tea
If I get a lift up to the town
I'll run for all presidencies
While Le Czar and Jim have tea
If I get a lift up to the town
I'll run for all presidencies
Original Lyrics:
Bang! That's another bomb on another town
While the Tsar and Jim have tea
If I get home, live to tell the tale
I'll run for all presidencies
While the Tsar and Jim have tea
If I get home, live to tell the tale
I'll run for all presidencies
Jona Lewie's, "Stop The Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a Liam for Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I was at home for Christmas.
Jona Lewie's, "Stop The Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I was a ball for Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I was at home for Christmas.
Jona Lewie's, "Stop The Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I stop, Bollox to the cavalry.
Original Lyrics:
If I stop, I will stop the cavalry.
Jona Lewie's, "Stop The Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary gladly waits at home
She's been drinking all year long
She's been drinking all year long
Original Lyrics:
Mary Bradley waits at home
She's been waiting two years long
She's been waiting two years long
Jona Lewie's, "Stop The Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
While Loser and Jim have tea
Original Lyrics:
While the Czar and Jim have tea
Jona Lewie's, "Stop the Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he's gonna say, "Oh yes yet again
Can you stop the cavalry?"
Can you stop the cavalry?"
Original Lyrics:
That is when I say, oh yes yet again
Can you stop the cavalry?
Can you stop the cavalry?
Jona Lewie's, "Stop the Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Mr. Churchill calm us over here
To say where this end will be
To say where this end will be
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Mr. Churchill comes over here
To say we're doing splendidly
To say we're doing splendidly
Jona Lewie's, "Stop the Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary madly waits at home,
She's berated me all year long.
She's berated me all year long.
Original Lyrics:
Mary Bradley waits at home,
She's been waiting all year long.
She's been waiting all year long.
Jona Lewie's, "Stop the Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary proudly waits at home
In the nuclear fall-out zone
In the nuclear fall-out zone
Original Lyrics:
Mary Bradley waits at home
In the nuclear fall-out zone
In the nuclear fall-out zone
Jona Lewie's, "Stop the Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish I could be dancing now
In the arms of a dirty cow
In the arms of a dirty cow
Original Lyrics:
Wish I could be dancing now
In the arms of the girl I love
In the arms of the girl I love
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