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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Stitches that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aching, farting on tamales.
Original Lyrics:
Aching, falling onto my knees.
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
All we need is stitches
Original Lyrics:
I'll be needing stitches
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it 'til I can't breath. Chicken. Farting onto monies.
Original Lyrics:
Bleed until I can't breathe, shaking falling onto my knees
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it till I can't breathe, chicken falling onto moneys
Original Lyrics:
Bleed until I can't breathe, shaking falling onto my knees
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it till I can't breathe, chicken falling onto my knees
Original Lyrics:
Bleed until I can't breathe, shaking falling onto my knees
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it till I can't breathe, shaking falling onto my knees.
Original Lyrics:
Bleed until I can't breathe, shaking falling onto my knees
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it till I cant breathe chicken farting on to my knees
Original Lyrics:
Bleed until I can't breathe, shaking falling onto my knees
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it until I can't breathe, shaking farting on to my knees
Original Lyrics:
Bleed until I can't breathe, shaking falling onto my knees
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat until I can't breathe, she keep farting onto my knees
Original Lyrics:
Bleed until I can't breathe, shaking falling onto my knees
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beating till I can't breathe
Shaking farting onto my knees
Shaking farting onto my knees
Original Lyrics:
Bleed until I can't breathe
Shaking falling onto my knees
Shaking falling onto my knees
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beetle in the backyard get ya outta my head
Beetle in the backyard wind up dead
Beetle in the backyard wind up dead
Original Lyrics:
Needle and the thread, gotta get you outta my head
Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead
Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bleed until I can't breathe
Chicken farting onto my knees
Chicken farting onto my knees
Original Lyrics:
Bleed until I can't breathe
Shaking, falling onto my knees
Shaking, falling onto my knees
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bleed until I can't breed, chicken, farting onto monkeys
Original Lyrics:
Bleed until I can't breathe, shaking falling onto my knees
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bleed until I can’t breathe, shaking farting onto my knees
Original Lyrics:
Bleed until I can't breathe, shaking falling onto my knees
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken farted onto my knees
Original Lyrics:
Shaking falling onto my knees
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken
Farting onto moneys
Farting onto moneys
Original Lyrics:
Shaking
Falling onto my knees
Falling onto my knees
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming till I can't breathe
Shaking farting onto my knees.
Shaking farting onto my knees.
Original Lyrics:
Bleed until I can't breathe
Shaking falling onto my knees
Shaking falling onto my knees
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Farted onto my knees
Original Lyrics:
Falling onto my knees
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Farting on my knees
Original Lyrics:
Falling onto my knees
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a Ginsu out of my head, Ginsu out of my head
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get you out of my head, get you out of my head
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a tissue out of my head, tissue out of my head
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get you out of my head, get you out of my head
Orgy's, "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it stayed, I'd never eat it.
or
If it paid, I'd never eat it.
or
If it paid, I'd never eat it.
Original Lyrics:
If it stayed, I'd never leave it.
Orgy's, "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it's needed, never eat it.
Original Lyrics:
If it stayed, I'd never leave it.
Orgy's, "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it's tainted, never leave it.
Original Lyrics:
If it stayed, I'd never leave it.
Orgy's, "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's hear your mind exploding
Original Lyrics:
This hate of mine exploded
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Need a lemon thread..gotta get you outta my head?
Original Lyrics:
Needle and the thread, gotta get you outta my head
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Need a little bread, gotta get you outta my head
Need a little bread, gonna wind up dead
Need a little bread, gonna wind up dead
Original Lyrics:
Needle and the thread, gotta get you outta my head
Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead
Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Need a little thread, gotta get you outta my head
Need a little thread, gonna wind up dead
Need a little thread, gonna wind up dead
Original Lyrics:
Needle and the thread, gotta get you outta my head
Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead
Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Needle in the bed, gonna get you out of my head
Original Lyrics:
Needle and the thread, gotta get you out of my head
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Needle in the bed, gotta get you outta my head
Needle in the bed, gonna wind up dead
Needle in the bed, gonna wind up dead
Original Lyrics:
Needle and the thread, gotta get you outta my head
Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead
Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Needle in the bread, gotta get you out of my head,
Needle in the bread gonna wind up dead
Needle in the bread gonna wind up dead
Original Lyrics:
Needle and the thread, gotta get you outta my head,
Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead
Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Needle in the brick, gotta get you outta my head.
Needle in the brick, gonna wind up dead
Needle in the brick, gonna wind up dead
Original Lyrics:
Needle and the thread, gotta get you outta my head
Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead
Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Needle in the head, gotta get it outta my head.
Needle in the head, gonna wind up dead.
Needle in the head, gonna wind up dead.
Original Lyrics:
Needle and the thread, gotta get you outta my head
Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead
Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Needle in the thread
Original Lyrics:
Needle and the thread
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaking, farting onto my knees
Original Lyrics:
Shaking, falling onto my knees
Orgy's, "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
So precious like my breakfast
Original Lyrics:
So precious loving the thrill
Orgy's, "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
So precious, loving with you
Original Lyrics:
So precious, loving the thrill
Orgy's, "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stitch up my empty hands.
Original Lyrics:
Stitch up my emptiness.
Orgy's, "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stitch up my empty nest.
Original Lyrics:
Stitch up my emptiness.
Orgy's, "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
This hate of mine is roasting.
Original Lyrics:
This hate of mine exploded.
Orgy's, "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying yourself tummy, stiff up my emptiness
Original Lyrics:
Tying yourself to me, stitch up my emptiness
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