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The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pistachio
A pistachio, you never tried.
A pistachio, you never tried.
Original Lyrics:
If you start me up
If you start me up, I'll never stop.
If you start me up, I'll never stop.
Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Czechoslavakia
Czechoslavakia, you can never stop.
Czechoslavakia, you can never stop.
Original Lyrics:
You can start me up
You can start me up, I'll never stop.
You can start me up, I'll never stop.
Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't make a grown man cry.
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry.
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gestappio!
Gestappio!
Der Comissar!
Gestappio!
Der Comissar!
Original Lyrics:
You can start me up,
You can start me up
I'll never stop
You can start me up
I'll never stop
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, A-stra-phia
A-stra-phia, never stop.
A-stra-phia, never stop.
Original Lyrics:
If you start me up
If you start me up, I'll never stop.
If you start me up, I'll never stop.
Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't compete
With the riders in the other Jeeps.
With the riders in the other Jeeps.
Original Lyrics:
I can't compete
With the riders in the other heats.
With the riders in the other heats.
Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take this place is just a dead man's slam!
Original Lyrics:
I'll take you places that you've never ever seen...
Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're Scorpio
Original Lyrics:
If you start me up
Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're sportier
Original Lyrics:
If you start me up
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Yugoslavia!
In Yugoslavia you'll never starve!
In Yugoslavia you'll never starve!
Original Lyrics:
If you can start me up
If you can start me up I'll never stop.
If you can start me up I'll never stop.
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Insomnia! Insomnia!
I'll never stop!
I'll never stop!
Original Lyrics:
If you start me up
If you start me up, I'll never stop.
If you start me up, I'll never stop.
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the story of,
It's the story of a movie star
It's the story of a movie star
Original Lyrics:
You can start me up,
You can start me up I'll never stop
You can start me up I'll never stop
Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
My hands are squishy, she's on Main Main Street.
Original Lyrics:
My hands are greasy, she's a mean, mean machine.
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heads are greasy, she's made, made in the shade.
Original Lyrics:
My hands are greasy, she's a mean, mean machine.
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prokofiev!
I'll make of you a superstar
Don't make a strong man cry.
I'll make of you a superstar
Don't make a strong man cry.
Original Lyrics:
If you start me up!
If you start me up
I'll never stop
You make a grown man cry.
If you start me up
I'll never stop
You make a grown man cry.
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride like the wind at double speed
My hands are greasy, she a-made, made in the shade
My hands are greasy, she a-made, made in the shade
Original Lyrics:
Ride like the wind at double speed
I'll take you places that you never, never been
I'll take you places that you never, never been
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scorpio,
Scorpio's my birth star.
Scorpio's my birth star.
Original Lyrics:
You can start me up
You can start me up, I'll never stop.
You can start me up, I'll never stop.
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a mad, mad, machine
Original Lyrics:
She's a mean, mean machine
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Start me up. Start me up.
Start me up. Start me up.
Start me up. Start me up.
Original Lyrics:
Start me up. Start me up.
Start me up and never stop.
Start me up and never stop.
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Start me up
Start me up, my nervous start.
Start me up, my nervous start.
Original Lyrics:
You can start me up
You can start me up, I'll never stop.
You can start me up, I'll never stop.
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop me now! If you don't stop me now I'll never stop.
Original Lyrics:
Start me up! You can start me up, I'll never stop.
Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stunk me up
Original Lyrics:
Start me up!
This song is a major highlight of a Stones show.
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, you rock me up.
Original Lyrics:
You can start me up.
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can start me up without a spark
Original Lyrics:
You can start me up, I'll never stop
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can start me up
Start me up, start me up, my jumpstart.
Start me up, start me up, my jumpstart.
Original Lyrics:
You can start me up
Start me, start me up, I'll never stop.
Start me, start me up, I'll never stop.
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can stuff me up
Original Lyrics:
You can start me up
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You have stunk me up!
Original Lyrics:
If you start me up!
Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You have to start me up, I'll never start.
Original Lyrics:
If you start me up, I'll never stop.
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You made it groan, made it cry
Original Lyrics:
You made a grown man cry
Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a corned beef round.
Original Lyrics:
You made a grown man cry.
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a crow man fly
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry
Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a crow think twice.
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry.
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a dead man call
Original Lyrics:
You make a dead man come
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a frozen pie
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a gold man cry
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a golden fry
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a groaning cry
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry
Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a ground meat pie
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a program try
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry
Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make an old pig cry.
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry.
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make it wrong, make it right
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry
Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me groan and cry.
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry.
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make the chrome taste brown.
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry.
Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You mean to thrown me crown.
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry.
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're Michael Jordan, why?
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry
Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're makin' chrome be a crime.
Original Lyrics:
You've made a grown man cry.
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yugoslavia
or
Yucky stocky oh
or
Yucky stocky oh
Original Lyrics:
You can start me up
Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yugoslavia
Yugoslavia, I'll never stop.
Yugoslavia, I'll never stop.
Original Lyrics:
You can start me up
You can start me up, I'll never stop.
You can start me up, I'll never stop.
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