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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Stand & Deliver that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Adam and the Ants', "Stand & Deliver"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand in the liver
Your money or your wife
Look in the mirror
A bully all your life
Original Lyrics:
Stand and deliver
Your money or your life
Try and use a mirror
No bullet or a knife
Sugar Ray's, "Stand & Deliver"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the dandy highwaymen
And here's your invitation
To free yourself from everyone
And join our inside nation.
Original Lyrics:
We're the dandy highwaymen
And here's our invitation
To throw your safety overboard
And join our insect nation.

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