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Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause you know sometimes words have no meaning
Original Lyrics:
'cause you know sometimes words have two meanings
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that clitoris is gold.
Original Lyrics:
All that glitters is gold.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
An' dere's a wino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we all go down the road
The shadows taller than they show
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines like light and wants to know
How everything still turns to goo
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where one are all and all is one
To be a rock and on a roll.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our song is all I really know
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines like light and wants to know
How everything still turns to stone
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you a lot
Where one are all and all is one
To be a rock and not to roam
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to stone
And if you listen we're at heart
The Jew will come to you at last
When all I wanted was is gold
To be lost and not know.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines a white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
For there to be a rock and not to roll.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to stone
And if you listen we're at heart
The Jew will come to you at last
When all I wanted was is gold
To be lost and not know.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines a white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
For there to be a rock and not to roll.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
I should have stolen and I stole.
Original Lyrics:
As we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
I should have stolen our soul.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
I should've known I should've told
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen what she's told
The truth will ponder you alone
When all is one and one is all
To feel wrong and natural.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wine on down the road
I should have stole but then I sold.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we're walking down the road
Our shadows taller than our scones.
Original Lyrics:
As we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we're winos down the road
Our 'Shaft' is telling, that I know
There walks a lazy Al Capone
Who shines a light, he wants a show
How everything still turns to 'GO'!
And if you list, then very hard
The tuna come to you, at best
Where all for one and one for all
To be a Rod and not Terrell.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And every wino down the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And every wino down the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you listen very hard
The Jew will bother you alot
Original Lyrics:
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you listen very hard
The truth will bother you a lot
Original Lyrics:
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you whistle very hard
The Jew will come to you along.
Original Lyrics:
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon if we saw Walt Tkazcuk.
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune.
Tkazcuk was a player on the New York Rangers in the 1980's.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon,
if we all call the jews,
then the bible will lead us to reason
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon,
if we all call the tune,
then the piper will lead us to reason
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the truce
or
And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the jews
or
And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the jews
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the Jews
And the piper will lead us Theresa.
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
And the piper will lead us to reason.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the june
And the piper will lead us to reason.
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
And the piper will lead us to reason.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soothes
If we all call the jude
Then the Bible will lead us to reason.
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's buying a stereo, Kevin.
Original Lyrics:
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's flying a stairway to heaven
Original Lyrics:
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the viper will read our new reason
Original Lyrics:
And the piper will lead us to reason
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's Bill Wyman down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Bill Wyman, as some of you may know, is the former bass player for the Rolling Stones.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a rhino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a whino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a whino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a whino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
As we wind on down the road
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road
Who showed us all that I have heard
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to stone
And if you listen very hard
The thruth will come to you at last
When all is one and one is all
To be a rock and not to know.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines a white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
For there to be a rock and not to roll.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino on the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wombat down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And theres a wino down the road,
I should've stole his Oreos
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road,
our shadows taller than our souls
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are shadows stronger than I sewed?
Original Lyrics:
Our shadows taller than our souls
Neil Sedaka's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Claim up way up high.
Original Lyrics:
Climb up way up high.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone went down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Following the stairway to heaven
Original Lyrics:
Buying the stairway to heaven
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the white horse down the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
How everything still turns to dope
Original Lyrics:
How everything still turns to gold
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have stolen a hot stone.
Original Lyrics:
Our shadows taller than our souls.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should've stolen what I sold?
or
I should've stolen what I stole
or
I should've stolen what I stole
Original Lyrics:
How everything still turns to gold
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there are busses in your hedgerow,
just call your lawnman
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow,
don't be alarmed now.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bus all in your hedgerow don't be a lawman
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bus stop in your headphones
Don't be alarmed now.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgegrow
Don't be alarmed now.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a busrun in your hedgehog
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your bedroom
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your head now
Don't be alarmed now.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgehog, don't be a lawman
It's just a sprinkling for the May Queen.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be a lawman.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustlin' group of hedgehogs
Get it on now.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a rustle in your hedgerow
or
If there's a muscle in your hedgehog
or
If there's a muscle in your hedgehog
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we all call the Jew
Original Lyrics:
If we all call the tune
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there's a muscle in your head, Joe?
or
Is there a rustle in your hedgerow?
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkling for the bakery.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkling for the bakery.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkling for the maid queen.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkling for the maid queen.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkling for the main queen.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkling for the making.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just the spring clean for the maid queen.
Original Lyrics:
It's just the sprinking of the May Queen.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary walks - the lady we all know.
Original Lyrics:
There walks a lady we all know.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
My dog is yellow.
Original Lyrics:
Stairway to Heaven
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our chapped toes taller than a rose.
Original Lyrics:
Our shadows taller than our souls
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our shadows taller than arseholes
Original Lyrics:
Our shadows taller than our souls
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
S** on a toad whose eyes were sowed
Original Lyrics:
Our shadows taller than our souls
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jew will bother you alot
Original Lyrics:
The tune will come to you at last
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jew will hondel you at last.
Original Lyrics:
The tune will come to you at last.
'Hondel' is to haggle in Yiddish.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
The piper's rolling you a joint here
Original Lyrics:
The piper's calling you to join him
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she will come to you at last.
Original Lyrics:
The tune will come to you at last.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the fire crew will lead us to reason.
Original Lyrics:
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are tuba's you can go buy
Original Lyrics:
There are two paths you can go by
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are two pads you can go buy.
Original Lyrics:
There are two paths you can go by.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a lady ashore, all that glitters is gold.
Original Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure all her glitter is gold
or
There's a lady who's short and her guitar is gold
or
There's a lady who's short and her guitar is gold
Original Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure
A lick letter is go.
Original Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure
All that beer buzz is sore.
Original Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a tooth bad you can go buy.
Original Lyrics:
There are two paths you can go by
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a wino down the road
I should have stolen that old sword
Original Lyrics:
As we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's still time to change the road, Jauron
Original Lyrics:
There's still time to change the road you're on
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's still time to change the road, John.
Original Lyrics:
There's still time to change the road you're on.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's still time to change the rope, you know
Original Lyrics:
There's still time to change the road you're on
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be a rock, a natural
Original Lyrics:
To be a rock and not to roll
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be a rock, and not a roll.
Original Lyrics:
To be a rock, and not to roll.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll see a rock and that's the road
Original Lyrics:
To be a rock and not to roll
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your head is head mid-air and it won't grow.
Original Lyrics:
Your head is humming and it won't go.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your head is hung mid-air and it won't grow.
Original Lyrics:
Your head is humming and it won't go.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
and there's a whino down the road...
Original Lyrics:
and as we wind on down the road
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bust down in your hetro, don't be a lawman.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
don't be alarmed now
its just a sprinkling for the May Queen
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
don't be alarmed now
its just a spring clean for the May Queen
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a butthole in your bedroom, don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a buzz all in your head now, don't be alarmed
It's just a sprinkling for the making.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a muscle in your head loose,
you'll be a lawman
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow,
don't be alarmed now
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a muscle in your headroom, don't be alone now.
It's just a sprinkling for the bakery.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a pretzel in your hair, Joe
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure,
that her clitoris is gold
Original Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure,
all that glitters is gold
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
When she gets there she knows
It restores our old clothes.
Original Lyrics:
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
when she gets there she knows
if the bars are all closed
Original Lyrics:
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed.

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