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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Softer, Softest that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Hole's, "Softer, Softest"
Misheard Lyrics:
He forgets the guilt
Original Lyrics:
Pee girl gets the belt
Hole's, "Softer, Softest"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a blister from
F***ing everything I see
Original Lyrics:
I've got a blister from
Touching everything I see
Hole's, "Softer, Softest"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gotten blisters from
F*cking every guy I meet
Original Lyrics:
I've got a blister from
Touching everything I see
Hole's, "Softer, Softest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The apple's so bizarre
Original Lyrics:
The abyss opens up
Hole's, "Softer, Softest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vegan gets the pork,
It only makes me whine
Original Lyrics:
Pee girl gets the belt,
The old milk makes me mind

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