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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Slit Skirts that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Pete Townshend's, "Slit Skirts"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm number 1 in the hood, G!
Original Lyrics:
I'm number 1 on the home team!
Pete Townshend's, "Slit Skirts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Split skirts, split skirts
Jeannie never wearing those split skirts, split skrts.
Jeannie isn't wearin' no split skirts, split skirts.
Original Lyrics:
Slit skirts, slit skirts
Jeannie isn't wearing those slit skirts, slit skirts.

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