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Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll do anything you ever dreamed like say "Come Pete"
Little feces made from nothing and that's hot.
Little feces made from nothing and that's hot.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll do anything you ever dreamed to be complete
Little pieces of the nothin' that fall.
Little pieces of the nothin' that fall.
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll do anything you ever dreamed to be complete
A little piece is better than nothing after all
A little piece is better than nothing after all
Original Lyrics:
And I'll do anything you ever dreamed to be complete
Little pieces of the nothing that fall
Little pieces of the nothing that fall
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll do anything you ever dreamed to become queen
Little piece of the muffins that are tall.
Little piece of the muffins that are tall.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll do anything you ever dreamed to be complete
Little pieces of the nothing that fall.
Little pieces of the nothing that fall.
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
And everybody farts.
Original Lyrics:
You live with all your faults.
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you love this life you choose?
The print is on the wall,
your mother made the call,
your pa's disowned you..
The print is on the wall,
your mother made the call,
your pa's disowned you..
Original Lyrics:
"Do you love the life you killed,
the priest is on the phone,
your father hit the wall,
your ma disowned you
the priest is on the phone,
your father hit the wall,
your ma disowned you
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't suppose I'll ever know what it means to be a lamb
Somethings I can't change I'll live around here
Somethings I can't change I'll live around here
Original Lyrics:
Don't suppose I'll ever know what it means to be a man
Something I can't change I live around it
Something I can't change I live around it
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't suppose I'll ever know, what it means to be a man.
I suck and everything's changed, I live around you.
I suck and everything's changed, I live around you.
Original Lyrics:
Don't suppose I'll ever know, what it means to be a man.
Something I can't change, I live around it
Something I can't change, I live around it
Goo-Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't suppose I'll ever know
Some means to be a man
Sucking on loose change
I live around here.
Some means to be a man
Sucking on loose change
I live around here.
Original Lyrics:
Dont' suppose I'll ever know
What it means to be a man
Something I can't change
I'll live around it.
What it means to be a man
Something I can't change
I'll live around it.
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't suppose I'll ever know
Some meat can be a man
It's something I can't change
I'll live around here.
Some meat can be a man
It's something I can't change
I'll live around here.
Original Lyrics:
Don't suppose I'll ever know
What it means to be a man
It's something I can't change
I'll live around it.
What it means to be a man
It's something I can't change
I'll live around it.
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know the laughing cure,
the priest is on the phone,
your father hit the wall,
your mom unsold you.
Don't suppose I'll ever know,
if she needs to beat a man,
I'll suck it out in exchange,
I live around you
the priest is on the phone,
your father hit the wall,
your mom unsold you.
Don't suppose I'll ever know,
if she needs to beat a man,
I'll suck it out in exchange,
I live around you
Original Lyrics:
Don't you love the life you killed,
the priest is on the phone,
your father hit the wall,
your ma disowned you.
Don't suppose I'll ever know,
what it means to be a man.
Something I can't change,
I live around it
the priest is on the phone,
your father hit the wall,
your ma disowned you.
Don't suppose I'll ever know,
what it means to be a man.
Something I can't change,
I live around it
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you love the life you spilled?
The Beast is on the roam
Your father ate them all
And your mom disowned you.
The Beast is on the roam
Your father ate them all
And your mom disowned you.
Original Lyrics:
Do you love the life you killed?
The priest is on the phone
Your father hit the wall
Your ma disowned you.
The priest is on the phone
Your father hit the wall
Your ma disowned you.
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you love this life you lead?
The picture's on the floor
Your father hit the wall
Your mother sold you.
or
Don't you love this life you live?
The picture's on the floor
Your father hit the wall
Your mother sold you.
or
Don't you love this life you live?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you love the life you killed?
The priest is on the phone
Your father hit the wall
Your ma disowned you.
The priest is on the phone
Your father hit the wall
Your ma disowned you.
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wake up in your car
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wake up where you are
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wake up with your bra
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wake up where you are
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a weekend in your heart
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wake up where you are
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's something I can't exchange
I live around dead.
I live around dead.
Original Lyrics:
Something I can't change
I'll live around it.
I'll live around it.
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little feces full of nothing that fall
Original Lyrics:
Little pieces of nothing that fall
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little pieces better than nothing, that fall
Aw man, put your arms around me
Aw man, put your arms around me
Original Lyrics:
Little pieces of the nothing that fall
Oh May, put your arms around me
Oh May, put your arms around me
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little pieces of nothing, that's all
Original Lyrics:
Little pieces of the nothing that fall
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little pieces of the nothing on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Little pieces of the nothing that fall.
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Dave
Do You Wanna get married?
And we'd be gay
Do You Wanna get married?
And we'd be gay
Original Lyrics:
oh may
Do you wanna get married
And run away
Do you wanna get married
And run away
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put you on surround sound
Original Lyrics:
Put your arms around me
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why don't you smile?
Original Lyrics:
So why don't you slide?
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why don't you use slime?
Original Lyrics:
So why don't you slide?
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something I gotta change a little round here
Original Lyrics:
Something I can't change, I'll live around it
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
The face is on a pole.
Original Lyrics:
The priest is on the phone.
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
The faces on the phone.
Original Lyrics:
The priest is on the phone.
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
The feces on a pole
Original Lyrics:
The priest is on the phone.
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you feel is what you are
and what you are is feeling fine
and what you are is feeling fine
or
What you feel is beautiful
And what you are is Billy Budd
And what you are is Billy Budd
or
What you feel is beautiful
And what you are is Billy Budd
And what you are is Billy Budd
Original Lyrics:
what you feel is what you are
and what you are is beautiful
and what you are is beautiful
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you feel is what you are
And what you feel is part of me.
And what you feel is part of me.
Original Lyrics:
What you feel is what you are
And what you are is beautiful.
And what you are is beautiful.
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you peel is what you are
And what you are is a vegetable.
And what you are is a vegetable.
Original Lyrics:
What you feel is what you are
And what you are is beautiful.
And what you are is beautiful.
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you peel is what you are
And what you are's a vegetable
All day
Do you wanna get hairy
I think you're gay.
And what you are's a vegetable
All day
Do you wanna get hairy
I think you're gay.
Original Lyrics:
What you feel is what you are
And what you are is beautiful
Oh May
Do you wanna get married
Or run away?
And what you are is beautiful
Oh May
Do you wanna get married
Or run away?
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why did Mary run away?
Original Lyrics:
Do you wanna get married and run away?
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna get married? No way!
Original Lyrics:
You wanna get married, (or) run away?
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your face is on the floor
Original Lyrics:
The priest is on the phone.
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mother sold you.
Original Lyrics:
Your ma disowned you.
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mother's on to you.
Original Lyrics:
Your ma disowned you.
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