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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for A Simple Man that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Lobo's, "A Simple Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
And what the hell to say with the man?
or
What the elephant say with the man?
Original Lyrics:
And what do elephants say when their mad?
Junkyard's, "Simple Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't throw your panties in the wishing well
`Cause what you get, is what you see.
Original Lyrics:
Don't throw your pennies in the wishing well
`Cause what you get, is what you receive.
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Simple Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your luck from a rich man's ghost
Original Lyrics:
Forget your lust for a rich man's gold
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Simple Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go find a Wal-Mart
Original Lyrics:
Go find a woman
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Simple Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Invincible condom-man!
Original Lyrics:
And be a simple kind of man!
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Simple Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama told me when I was young
They circumcised me, my only son.
Original Lyrics:
Mama told me when I was young
Come sit beside me, my only son.

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