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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Simon Zealotes that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Misheard Lyrics:
Christ, You know I love You
Did You CIA?
Original Lyrics:
Christ, You know I love You
Did You see I waved?
Misheard Lyrics:
Crispity, crunchity Jesus
Crispy, crispy Jesus
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me, kiss me Jesus.

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