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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Sharp Dressed Man that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a fat a**ed man.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a shot glass man.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a star dust man.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout her guys best friend.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl is crazy 'bout a short, dressed man.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl is crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause every girl is crazy 'bout a shot glass man
Original Lyrics:
'Cause every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a shoplift man.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a shy gas man.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause every girl is crazy about a sharp dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause everybody's crazy 'bout a slide trombone.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause everybody's crazy, but I damn sure can.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause everyone's crazy for Shotgun Sam.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause every girl's crazy bout a sharp-dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause women go crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
Original Lyrics:
Cuz every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause women go crazy 'bout a shirtless man.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bill Watts down at the ring
I ain't missing not a single thing.
Original Lyrics:
Gold watch, diamond rings
I ain't missing not a single thing.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black coat, top hat
I don't wear 'em cause my mamma's fat.
Original Lyrics:
Top coat, top hat
No need to worry 'cause my wallet's fat.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butt-wipes, nalim rain
Original Lyrics:
Gold watch, diamond ring
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clean Shirt and blue shoes
Original Lyrics:
Clean shirt, new shoes
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl crazy 'bout a shy gas man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl crazy about a shovel in the hand.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl crazy about a sharp dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy about her garbage man.
or
Every girl crazy 'bout a shot glass man
or
Every girl crazy about a shy black man.
or
Every girl crazy about a shy black man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl's 'fraid of a Star Trek Fan
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a jock strap man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-a**ed man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-assed man
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy about a not-dressed man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy about a shy best man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy, but it sure does me.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girls crazy 'bout a shocked a** man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girls crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girls crazy 'bout a shotgun man
Original Lyrics:
Every girls crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girls crazy about a short, deaf man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girls crazy about a shot glass man
Original Lyrics:
Every girls crazy about a sharp dressed man
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
They never go crazy 'bout a shot gun man.
or
Every guy's crazy 'bout the shy gas man
or
Every guy's crazy 'bout the shy gas man
Original Lyrics:
Every girl is crazy about a sharp dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's crazy bout a shot glass man
Original Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's crazy about a shot gun smash.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven knows crazy
Found a sharp-dressed man
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy for a sharp-dressed man
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jive coat, jive hair
But I don't worry 'cause my wallet's bare.
Original Lyrics:
Top coat, top hat
But I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' sharp, wookin' pa nub
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' sharp, lookin' for love
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary got pregnant from a sharp-dressed man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never go crazy for a short fat man
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never gone crazy, but it's just as planned.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
No I ain't missing not a single thing
Original Lyrics:
No item missing, not a single thing
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shark a** man
Original Lyrics:
Sharp dressed man
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shark ass man
Original Lyrics:
Sharp dressed man
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow watt, diamond ring
I ain't missin' 'bout a single thing
The cufflinks, the stick pin
When I step out, I'm gonna do you in
Original Lyrics:
Gold watch, diamond ring
I ain't missin' 'bout a single thing
And cufflinks, stick pinRWhen I step out, I'm gonna do you in
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
The animal's crazy in a sawdust land.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
They come drummin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl's crazy for our garage band.
Original Lyrics:
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Coz every girls crazy 'bout to shut this thang
Original Lyrics:
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Coz every girl's crazy 'bout a shy, deaf man.
Original Lyrics:
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tom goat, Tom cat.
I need to worry 'cause my wallet's flat
Original Lyrics:
Top coat, top hat.
I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tried coke, tried hash
but I'm not worried 'cause my wallets fat
or
Top coat, top hat,
I don't worry 'cause my mama's fat
or
Top coat, top hat,
I don't worry 'cause my mama's fat
Original Lyrics:
Top coat, top hat,
but I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Top coat, top hat
I won't wear em 'cause my body's fat.
Original Lyrics:
Top coat, top hat
But I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Top coat, top hat
I don't worry 'cause my woman's fat.
Original Lyrics:
Top coat, top hat
But I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would have gone crazy if I'd shot that man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ever go crazy for a sharp dressed man?
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man
ZZ Top's, "Sharp-Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl crazy about a summertime man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp-Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Women go crazy for a sharp dressed man
Original Lyrics:
Every girl crazy about a sharp-dressed man.

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