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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-D-G!!!
Original Lyrics:
Billy Shears
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware it's about to blow.
Original Lyrics:
Sorry it is time to go.
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bobby Sears
Original Lyrics:
Billy Shears
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bull s***
Original Lyrics:
Billy Shears
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
But they're together to deraise a smile.
Original Lyrics:
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile.
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese, cheese, cheese!
Original Lyrics:
Billy Shears!
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was sweaty as a goat today
Sgt. Peppers ought to have a shave
Original Lyrics:
It was twenty years ago today
Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play.
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
He, me, she!
Original Lyrics:
Billy Shears
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here around for all these years
or
Here around for all these shears
or
Here around for all these ears.
Original Lyrics:
The one and only Billy Shears
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we cheat!
Original Lyrics:
Billy Shears!
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was twenty years ago today
Sergeant Pepper turned completely gay.
Original Lyrics:
It was twenty years ago today
Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play.
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
My one and only pair of ears
or
Oh my God, I shop at Sears.
or
My dog has huge humongous ears.
or
The one and only Billy Sears
or
The one and only Billy Dears
Original Lyrics:
The one and only Billy Shears
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
My only pair of pinking shears
Original Lyrics:
The one and only Billy Shears
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember after all these years?
or
You've been a member after all these years.
Original Lyrics:
The act you've known for all these years.
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sauce and pepperoni hearts gone mad
Original Lyrics:
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Searching peppers slowly hurts club and
Original Lyrics:
Sergeant Pepper's lonely hearts club band
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sgt. Pepper's Lovely Hearts Club Band
Original Lyrics:
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
The active number all these years.
Original Lyrics:
The act you've known for all these years.
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
The active number all these years
Original Lyrics:
The act you've known for all these years
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
The one and only Billy Shields
Original Lyrics:
The one and only Billy Shears
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
The one and only Britney Shears
Original Lyrics:
The one and only Billy Shears
(Editor's note: You don't think they really said 'Britney Spears', do you?! This song was made LONG before Britney was even born!)
The Beatles', "Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
ABC's
Original Lyrics:
Billy Shears

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