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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Self Esteem that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late
This little bit
Happens more than I would like to admit
Original Lyrics:
I'll relate
This little bit
Happens more than I would like to admit
Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late this little b*tch
Original Lyrics:
I'll relate this little bit
The Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late, this little b**ch
It happens more than I'd like to admit.
Original Lyrics:
Now I relate this little bit
It happens more than I like to admit.
The Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late, this little b**ch
Happens more, then I'd like to admit.
Original Lyrics:
Now I'll relate this a little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit.
From the Offspring official website.
The Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late, this little b**ch
Original Lyrics:
Now I'll relate, this little bit.
The Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late, this little bitch
She happens more than I'd like to admit
Original Lyrics:
I'll relate this little bit
It happens more than I'd like to admit
It seems like the misheard version would actually fit the song better
Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late, this little bitch!
It happens more than I like to admit
Original Lyrics:
Now I relate this a bit
It happens more than I like to admit
The Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late, this little bitch.
It happens more than I'd like to admit
Original Lyrics:
Well I'll relate, this little bit.
It happens more than I'd like to admit
The Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby dove, I drooled on Steve.
Original Lyrics:
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweed.
Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I really think it's Marilyn's way
Original Lyrics:
But I really think it's better this way
The Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
But that's ok cause I've got milk on my sleeve
Original Lyrics:
But that's ok cause I've got no self-esteem
The Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
But that's ok cause I've got myself a steamboat.
Original Lyrics:
But that's ok cause I've got no self-esteem-Oh...
Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check your mouth
Original Lyrics:
Take him out
The Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I may be dumb, but I am not a dweeb
I am just a sucker when it comes to pissy.
Original Lyrics:
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem.
The Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I may be dumb, but I'm not a heeb.
Original Lyrics:
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb.
The Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dream
or
I may be dumb
But I'm not a tree
or
I may be dumb
But I'm not a tree
Original Lyrics:
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dweeb
Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I roll around 10 times a day
Original Lyrics:
I wrote her off for the 10 time today
The Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I roll around for the catch of the day.
Original Lyrics:
I wrote her off for the tenth time today.
The Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took her back and made her deserve.
Original Lyrics:
I took her back and made her dessert.
Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wrote her off for the tense sunny day
Original Lyrics:
I wrote her off for the 10th time today
Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a sucker when it comes to p**sy (read p**ssiiieee)
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem
Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I know I should say no
But she's not a whore when shes ready to go
Original Lyrics:
Now I know I should say no
But that's kind of hard when shes ready to go
The Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
She came over, I lost my nerve
Took her back and made her deserve.
Original Lyrics:
She came over, I lost my nerve.
Took her back and made her dessert.
The Offspring's, "Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
The more you f*** her
The more it shows you really care.
Original Lyrics:
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care.

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