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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Secret Agent Man that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pretty face can't hide, and even mine.
Original Lyrics:
A pretty face can hide an evil mind.
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pretty face can't hide, and even mine.
Original Lyrics:
A pretty face can hide an evil mind.
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pretty face can't hide, and even mine.
Original Lyrics:
A pretty face can hide an evil mind.
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pretty face can't hide, and even mine.
Original Lyrics:
A pretty face can hide an evil mind.
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah no you let the wrong word slip
While kissing Pervez's lips.
Original Lyrics:
Ah no you let the wrong word slip
While kissing persuasive lips.
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah-so, he won't live to see tomorrow.
Original Lyrics:
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow.
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Al's a man who leads a life of danger.
Original Lyrics:
There's a man who leads a life of danger.
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although you let the robbers slip by kissing persuasive lips
Original Lyrics:
Although you let the wrong words slip by kissing persuasive lips
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bales a man who leads a life of danger
Original Lyrics:
There's a man who leads a life of danger
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freakin' Agent Man
Original Lyrics:
Secret Agent Man
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a secret, Asian man
A secret, Asian man.
Original Lyrics:
Secret agent man
Secret agent man.
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Odd Job, you won't live to see tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sacred asian man
Original Lyrics:
Secret agent man
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Screaming Asian Man
Original Lyrics:
Secret Agent Man
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Secret Asian Man, Secret Asian Man
They've given you a number, and taken away your hand.
Original Lyrics:
Secret Agent Man, Secret Agent man
They've given you a number, and taken away you name.
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Secret Asian Man
Original Lyrics:
Secret Agent Man
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Secret Asian man
Original Lyrics:
secret agent man
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Secret agent man
Secret agent man
They're giving you a llama
And that's what I can say.
Original Lyrics:
Secret agent man
Secret agent man
They're giving you a number
And taking away your name.
Rivers Johnny's, "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Secret agin' man!
Original Lyrics:
Secret agent man
Agin', like in aging.
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Secret aging man
or
Secret asian man
or
Secret aging man
or
Secret aging man
Original Lyrics:
Secret agent man
The Capitol Steps, a band composed of Congressional staffers that sings parody songs, actually did a version called "Secret Asian Man" in reference to the Democratic fundraising scandals of the mid-90s.
I also believe this was one of the first succesful TV theme songs to chart on the Billboard Top 40 lists.
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Secret aging man
Original Lyrics:
Secret agent man
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Secret ancient man
Original Lyrics:
Secret Agent Man
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
See that Asian Man!
Original Lyrics:
Secret agent man
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sequined asian man
Original Lyrics:
Secret agent man
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stinkin' Asian man
Original Lyrics:
Secret agent man
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Super Asian Man
Original Lyrics:
Secret Agent Man
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he's Brendan Fraser.
Original Lyrics:
There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger.
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh-oh you let the robbers slip while kissing persuasive lips.
Original Lyrics:
Although you let the wrong words slip by kissing persuasive lips
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
secret agent man
Original Lyrics:
she craves Asian man

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