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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Santeria that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Sublime's, "Santeria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Believe me when I say that I've got something for his contacts.
Original Lyrics:
Believe me when I say that I've got something for his punk a**.
Sublime's, "Santeria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Believe me when I say that I've got something more impor-tant.
Original Lyrics:
Believe me when I say that I got something for his punk-a**.
Sublime's, "Santeria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy's got a new porcupine
Original Lyrics:
Daddy's got a new .45
Sublime's, "Santeria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy's got a nude boy file.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy's got a new .45.
Sublime's, "Santeria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does some kid know that if he knows what is good for him,
he best go run and hide?
Original Lyrics:
Tell Sanchito that if he knows what is good for him,
he best go run and hide.
Sublime's, "Santeria"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't brag to Santeria
Original Lyrics:
I don't practice Santeria
Sublime's, "Santeria"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't practice Santa Rita,
I ain't got no crystal ball,
well if I had a million dollars
then I... I spent it all
Original Lyrics:
I don't practice Santeria,
I ain't got no crystal ball,
well I had a million dollars
but I'd... I'd spend it all

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