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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Santa Claus and His Old Lady that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Cheech & Chong's, "Santa Claus and His Old Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mamaeasta don dee est Santa Claus
The fatso with the hair on his jaws.
or
The Gato with the hair on his jaws.
Original Lyrics:
Mamamasita, donde esta Santa Claus
Da guy wit' da hair on his jaws.
'Gato' means 'cat' in Spanish.
Cheech & Chong's, "Santa Claus and His Old Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mamamasita, donde esta Santa Cleese
The fatso with the bony knees.
or
Mamamasita, donde esta Santa Cleese
The gato with the bony knees.
Original Lyrics:
Mamamasita, donde esta Santa Cleese
.The vecto wit' da' bony knees.

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