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Another home lightens up
Another auld lang syne
But the gravity was here
But the gravity was hell
But the traveling was hell
She said she'd married her an army tent
It kept her warm and safe and dry
She said she'd married her an architect
Who kept her warm and safe and dry
We drag our toes to innocence
We drag our toes to now
We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to now
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