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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Rumor Weed Song that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

VeggieTales', "The Rumor Weed Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever eaten a king?
A bandit who stole your things?
The ladies only asked for a detective's name on their autograph books.
Original Lyrics:
Have you heard the one about Alfred?
A dangerous robot I'm told.
He's got lasers for eyes, and a microchip brain, and his skin is terribly cold!

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