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Dan Foliart's, "Roseanne"
What doesn't kill us, making us stronger
We're gonna last longer
Like the greatest, what a triumph
Or that rabid easy drunk
If there's nothing I learned
While waiting for my turn
Is that angel of a rain force.
If what doesn't kill us is making us stronger,
We're gonna last longer,
like the Great Wall of China,
Or that rabbit with the drum
If there's one thing that I learned,
While waiting for my turn,
Is that in each life some rain falls.
I didn't get the correct lyrics for several Roseanne seasons until the final episode which closed with an a capella version of the song performed by a female singer.
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